*** The All New Official OcUK Post Your GF/BF Thread ***

[lucy_bee]

She'd see it in my dancing. Guilty feet have got no rhythm. I think Gandhi said that.

Nah I'm sure it was Carl Sagan.

There must have been thousands of times when he thought, sack this universe **** off, let's listen to some Spice Girls.

Anyway, speaking of heavenly objects, here's mine with natural hair:

 

[Edrof]

Very cute! She's going to kill you.

 

[lucy_bee]

No she isn't, as I have the mother of all reverse-bribe pictures.

She complains too much, it gets posted.

Anyway, as much as I do love whoring her out, it's time for someone else to step up.

 

[fiveub]

I don't have a girlfriend to show off, so I just view this thread to "moderate".

 

[schumi84]

An updated photo of my new wife

 

[robgmun]

I wouldn't post my gf's side boob. She'd kill me, not hahaha, she'll kill me. I mean rip my heart out of my chest and watch it stop beating in front of my face kill me.

 

[Edrof]

I don't have a girlfriend to show off, so I just view this thread to "moderate".

I'm only in here to check the grammar.

 

[cm1179]

upon first glance, i thought your wife was an amputee, schumi84

 

[Stewy]

I don't have a girlfriend to show off, so I just view this thread to "moderate".

A cynical man would ask if the kleenex is absolutely necessary...

 

[arctine]

I wouldn't post my gf's side boob. She'd kill me, not hahaha, she'll kill me. I mean rip my heart out of my chest and watch it stop beating in front of my face kill me.

I had to sacrifice the width of my wallet to prevent exactly this.

 

[ringo747]

No she isn't, as I have the mother of all reverse-bribe pictures.

We will give you a few hours to get it posted.

 

[gjrc]

i am really confused about the whole lucy_bee story now....

wtf is going on....???



is the bird posted his cousin or g/f? does that make her a lesbian? does that make Lucy a lesbian or hetro??

so many contradictions.....?

 

[lucy_bee]

I wouldn't post my gf's side boob. She'd kill me, not hahaha, she'll kill me. I mean rip my heart out of my chest and watch it stop beating in front of my face kill me.

Tell you what, if you take the risk and post your gf's side-boob, I'll take the risk and post the pic of me and my gf tonsil-deep snogging each other's face off.

Deal?

 

[arctine]

Tell you what, if you take the risk and post your gf's side-boob, I'll take the risk and post the pic of me and my gf tonsil-deep snogging each other's face off.

Deal?

 

[Skillmister]

i am really confused about the whole lucy_bee story now....

wtf is going on....???



is the bird posted his cousin or g/f? does that make her a lesbian? does that make Lucy a lesbian or hetro??

so many contradictions.....?

 

[Edrof]

i am really confused about the whole lucy_bee story now....

wtf is going on....???



is the bird posted his cousin or g/f? does that make her a lesbian? does that make Lucy a lesbian or hetro??

so many contradictions.....?

Who cares!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Why does sexuality matter: a poster's a poster.

 

[Kearney_1988]

A cynical man would ask if the kleenex is absolutely necessary...

I heard he uses them to clean up......the thread

 

[gjrc]

lol

Who cares!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? Why does sexuality matter: a poster's a poster.

i didn't say it mattered, i was just interested that is all....

i confess i have little or no understanding of such things and because its all so ambiguous i wanted to ask. nothing wrong with that is there?

 

[Edrof]

Yes and no. I mean no and yes. Nes. Yo. Etc.

 

[cm1179]

thread title needs the words ''a picture of'' inserting into it