I have realised today that I do something really stupid. Well, not stupid, but potentially ridiculous and certainly laughable. Ready? I don't know the alphabet. Well, that's not strictly true. I do know it, but in order to work out the order of letters, I have to (it's miserable even typing it) cite the alphabet song in my head.
Yup.
I need to sort something out into alphabetical order, but what comes first, I or H? I honestly cannot process this without thinking "AY-BEE-SEA-DEE etc". Fortuantly I'm like a rap ninja and can do this within split seconds, but it does beg belief that I haven't learned the order of 26 letters relative to each other yet.
I have also mastered the skill of starting from seperate lyrical line in the song. R and S? Pah screw A, I can start from Q, mortals!
Three things really:
1) On a scale of one to miserable, how miserable is this?
2) I refuse to believe I'm alone, any other alphaderp nooblets out there?
3) What silly things do you do?
Yup.
I need to sort something out into alphabetical order, but what comes first, I or H? I honestly cannot process this without thinking "AY-BEE-SEA-DEE etc". Fortuantly I'm like a rap ninja and can do this within split seconds, but it does beg belief that I haven't learned the order of 26 letters relative to each other yet.
I have also mastered the skill of starting from seperate lyrical line in the song. R and S? Pah screw A, I can start from Q, mortals!
Three things really:
1) On a scale of one to miserable, how miserable is this?
2) I refuse to believe I'm alone, any other alphaderp nooblets out there?
3) What silly things do you do?