The Apprentice - 2009

DEAR GOD.

What is with the women's team? They are a bunch of retards! Plus theyve got one woman that looks like a horse when she speaks.. the one who curls her lips up to the right. And the one that got fired.. well she should have been elected for some free plastic surgery to fix that face. No-one should be put through looking at that every day.

It seems the people who are going on it nowadays really have no business sense whatsoever. I guess anyone with any doesnt need to waste time going on a glorified gameshow to find a job.
 
what made me laugh, was the guy who said he was a trainee stock broker

why trade in a potential 100k job for a chance of getting a 100k job, made not sense.

I reckon he jumped before he was pushed.
 
Just a bunch of mainly young people with over inflated job titles, basically sales type job titles where all of them must have the word "director" in there no matter what they do. They close a few sales and somehow are given people to manage in their everyday jobs and they think they can take on anything and then proceed to make themslves look utterly inept at even basic economics.

Except Rocky then.

Youngest there, already on over £100k and has 15 shops (Are they all Fatso's? Only seen the one in boro lol)

From what I saw last night, he is the only one who doesn't seem to have a massive ego. Even The Sun (That fantastically reliable source of knowledge) has him at odds on 3/1 favourite to win :p The best bit was in yesterday's paper where it stated a tiny bit about each person, he was the youngest and the only one with no qualifications and the favourite to win lol.




Also, I would never trust that car garage if I become lucky enough to be able to buy a car like theirs. Why on earth would they let some stupid daft women 'wash' any of your staff's cars, let alone the showroom cars? He must have had some rebate from the BBC to pay for a proper detailer to come sort the cars out afterwards, shirley? Ridiculous!
 
that was scary, am I right in thinking that a pressure washer is not a terribly good idea for cleaning cars either. Surely there would be some danger of damaging the trim??

Sure I saw a thread on a specialist valeting a Veyron and it took hours and hours to wash and polish properly. No way I'd let them near my 2004 Pug 206 never mind a Mustang.
 
that was scary, am I right in thinking that a pressure washer is not a terribly good idea for cleaning cars either. Surely there would be some danger of damaging the trim??

Sure I saw a thread on a specialist valeting a Veyron and it took hours and hours to wash and polish properly. No way I'd let them near my 2004 Pug 206 never mind a Mustang.

only if it's set to high pressure and they point it closely as broken paint.

Going to watch this on iPlayer tonight, missed due to an impromptu drinking session after work.
 
Also, I would never trust that car garage if I become lucky enough to be able to buy a car like theirs. Why on earth would they let some stupid daft women 'wash' any of your staff's cars, let alone the showroom cars? He must have had some rebate from the BBC to pay for a proper detailer to come sort the cars out afterwards, shirley? Ridiculous!

I think the show has got to the stage where most of it is 'staged'. The editing team must work long hours. It always does seem a little convenient that they find certain places to go, too. For example, setting up in St Pancras Stn - I don't think it's necessarily possible to just set up like that. They're briefed beforehand on what to do and say.
 
Does anyone remember that black chap called Ansell from an earlier series? He was far and a way the nicest bloke I've ever seen on The Apprentice. Never bitched, never moaned, never got involved in politics; just a really great guy who did his best in every episode.

He also seemed very genuine; I couldn't imagine him playing to a script.
 
Except Rocky then.

Youngest there, already on over £100k and has 15 shops (Are they all Fatso's? Only seen the one in boro lol)

Yep he owns the lot from the ground up at 21. Definetely one of the most talented there based on achievements. Hope he wins tbh seems like a nice chap.
 
If hes so successful why would he want to work for SAS?

That's what I said in my post a page back, I can't understand it. He's obviously doing very well with his sandwich chains. I was in there today and it was brimming at lunch time, and he owns 15 of them he's obviously made a fair wack.
 
Early amstrad, maybe, desperate 'ooh gosh how can I make money now' later Amstrad no! We're also a competitor with Viglen so I enjoy stealing his client base!

God Amstrad and "Sir Alan" should have been nuked from orbit for that "Emailer phone" awefulness. In fairness they where okay at Sat recievers (though I think that's because they bought Pace didn't they?)
 
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