The Apprentice - Season 15 (2019)

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Lottie’s business... FFS

Lewis isn’t doing to well either.

The others are all a bit ropey too but those two are just non-starters.
 
Jeeze, now the rest are all crying... one misses her mum during the process, one cries about her dad being a baker and the other cries because she’s left a big gap in her business plan...
 
What a pair to have in the final two. Neither of them have stood out during the process. I thought it was going to be Lewis v Lottie in the end.
 
Lewis another candidate who completely blew it at the last hurdle. What an idiot.


Lottie didnt appear on Your Fired in the end as she was not invited back by the BBC due to the comments she made on Whatsapp. She gave an Interview in The Sun newspaper saying how she was portrayed on the show was not how she is in real life. If Celebrity Big Brother was still running I reckon she would have been on that next.

Last year Recruitment Company and Sweet Company, both were picked.

This year Recruitment Company and Bakery. Sounds familiar ?

Although Lord Sugar has tended to go with the Recruitment Company in the past now having 2 through this process.
 
It's the same formula as usual, each candidate gets absolutely savaged by 3 of the interviewers and 1 gets on really well with them. My money would be on the bakery chain.
 
They need to start vetting business plans before letting them on the show instead of waiting for the interview stage, I wonder how many decent plans people have but as they don't reach the interview stage miss out.
 
Makes me laugh when candidates later say how good they are at business and that what you see on the show is not them at their best etc when things like this show them up proving they can not do something simple as Google "Business Plan".

Its obvious they dont watch the show because if they did they would know no costings, forecasts, profit/loss etc means your fired everytime.
 
Isn' there a rumour the producers essentially tell them to throw out their business plans when joining the show, and they have to re-do for the show. Might explain how woeful they are though even if this isn't true, I can imagine some plans being like this any way.
 
Ok, I've made it this far, but I can't hold it any longer... I didn't realise I had the faintest inclination to be dominated (in business, obviously!) until I TV-met Lottie. I'd love to, er, work for her. I'll be Parker, she can be Lady Penelope and I'll polish her pink Bentley with my tongue until she's satisfied. Which would clearly be never! "Yes, yes, yes, m'Lady!"

I mean, come on... Lottie Lion? That's clearly a stage name and her real business plan is for an elite burlesque club, deep in the countryside, for women (or beta males) to visit and be treated like dirt beneath her elegant stilettos. Her business plan may not have any numbers, but it does have a library themed dungeon where you'd have to sit and contemplate your worthlessness while she arched her eyebrow at you and made you alphabetise her exquisite collection of love letters from jilted suitors, including Claude and Alan Sugar.
Or maybe it's just me. :D

I'd also like to say that this show has gone the same way as X-Factor. We've clearly run out of both singing and business talent in the UK... or at least 'talent' that's stupid enough to appear on prime time TV to be humiliated.

Mmm... maybe if Lottie took Karen's role I could apply?
 
Andrew_McP said:
Ok, I've made it this far, but I can't hold it any longer... I didn't realise I had the faintest inclination to be dominated (in business, obviously!) until I TV-met Lottie. I'd love to, er, work for her. I'll be Parker, she can be Lady Penelope and I'll polish her pink Bentley with my tongue until she's satisfied. Which would clearly be never! "Yes, yes, yes, m'Lady!"

I mean, come on... Lottie Lion? That's clearly a stage name and her real business plan is for an elite burlesque club, deep in the countryside, for women (or beta males) to visit and be treated like dirt beneath her elegant stilettos. Her business plan may not have any numbers, but it does have a library themed dungeon where you'd have to sit and contemplate your worthlessness while she arched her eyebrow at you and made you alphabetise her exquisite collection of love letters from jilted suitors, including Claude and Alan Sugar.
Or maybe it's just me. :D

I'd also like to say that this show has gone the same way as X-Factor. We've clearly run out of both singing and business talent in the UK... or at least 'talent' that's stupid enough to appear on prime time TV to be humiliated.

Mmm... maybe if Lottie took Karen's role I could apply?
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She looks like my nephew.
 
Ohh, Lotti is picked last.

edit; jail bread is a disaster

edit: in fact it’s a total disaster in both cases
 
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car crash presentation.


Guaranteed to go with the recruitment option. Even though the adds are rank its Less risk and easier to get a return.
 
I knew the baker woman would get it from i) the taste of the bread and ii) her advert. I would have been surprised if he had picked the recruitment woman.
 
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