The 'Bad Dad Joke' thread....

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Love them or hate them, we've all heard them. What's your best bad dad joke? Leading by example....

I told your mum she drew her eyebrows too high, she looked surprised.

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Why die Tie Rack have to close down? Because Saddam Hussein sued them over copyright infringement.
 
Three Latvian are brag about sons.

“My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.

“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
 
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Ayn Rand, Satan and a zebra walk into a bar...

Rand: Man, zebra, you're just so perfectly beyond good and evil, I can't put a finger on you.
Zebra: I just don't like taking sides, tis all.
Satan: Hang on.
Satan: Barkeep! Absinthe for Rand and a slap for zebra!

*grabs coat*
 
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Scam said:
Coral? Er..
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It's how Rick pronounces his name.

Many Internet users have mocked the many instances Grimes has pronounced the name “Carl” as “Coral.”

On April 15th, 2014, the pop culture blog Wet Paint published an article on The Walking Dead, which listed “Coral!” as a glossary term for when Grimes yells his sons name repeatedly.

On May 3rd, Tumblr user carlsburnbook posted a photoshopped promotional image for the 2003 animated film Finding Nemo Rick and Carl Grimes superimposed in the frame and the title “Finding Coral” (shown below).
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[FnG]magnolia;29668370 said:
Three Latvian are brag about sons.

“My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.

“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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:D:D
 
I phoned the gym and asked them if they could teach me how to do the splits...

They said "How flexible are you?", I said, "Well, I can't do Thursdays".
 
[FnG]magnolia;29668370 said:
Three Latvian are brag about sons.

“My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,” say first Latvian.

“Zo?” second say, “My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!”

Third Latvian wait long time, then say, “My son is die at birth. For him, struggle is over.”

“Wow! You are win us,” say others. But all are feel sad.
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I am probably being really thick, but I don't get it :( :confused::confused:
 
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