The big bang solved

[DXP55]

Can't remember if I posted this but a month or so ago I was sitting here when heard this loud crash bang - wife heard it as well and we met at the kitchen -We searched high and low to find out where it came from - I even looked on roof to see if it was space debris. We never found out what it was till yesterday.

Wife was cleaning out the kitchen wall cupboards and called me in to dark splodges on underside of top of the cupboards - I got up there handing stuff down and found it.
The bang was a old tin of pineapple slices that had gone off - It blew lid straight off - the lid was undamaged just in with the rest of tins - The pineapple slices were rather black with mould but it didn't smell.

Finally solved and it lead to a massive cupboard clearout.

 

[JonRGV250]

Hidden Easter eggs, exploding pineapples, it’s all go in your house.
Fun fun fun

 

[~Divine~Wind~]

Lmao exploding pineapples!

What was the date on them?

 

[something daft already!!]

Now we know how the universe was created.

 

[Mysterae_]

To think that in WW2 grenades were anecdotally known as pineapples too.

Prepping and storing your doomsday ammo in tins in the kitchen cupboard is actually quite clever .

 

[DXP55]

Lmao exploding pineapples!

What was the date on them?

If it was the same as other tins about 2020 or older.
Pensioners hoarding - most of the shelf contents were binned

 

[Thekwango]

Pensioners hoarding - most of the shelf contents were binned

oh it's not just pensioners that hoard - i've thrown out 4 year old boxes of half eaten cereal that were shoved to the back of the cupboard to be used in an 'emergency' - don't ask me what kind of an emergency would require a bowl of 4 year old Frosties.

 

[Zefan]

Pensioners hoarding.
Most of the shelf content binned.
Best before: kaboom.

 

[DXP55]

We didn't check the boom before date as shelves are too high for us to reach - unless we put some scaffold up -Steps and OAPs do not mix very well.