The Bro Code Dilemma

NVP

NVP

NVP

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My mate finally got rid of their toxic long-termer. Great news, she was ******* him up and I'd been telling him to jump for a while.

He's cut up, but he's a ladies man so won't be long for him. He's your footballer fashion type guy so no worries at all on that front.


Anyway... the toxic avenger was actually so god damn fine that I'd imagined all sorts of non-family-friendly nonsense.

Now she's hit me up and I'm in no way after anything other than a couple covert smash and grabs but man I'm feeling guilty even reading the ***** messages.

I dont think I can do it.




This is where I need the help of GD - teach me to be moral-less!
 
Semple said:
Can't have been that much of a long term then if she's only early twenties while you're both nearly twice her age. Unless he was seeing her while she was still at school.... :rolleyes:
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Yeah, I think only 3 years or so but longest for him since like uni days and stuff. tbf maybe she's 25 ish now too
 
Sorry, fell asleep!

Firstly.... I think a lot of you are under-estimating just how gosh darn handsome I actually am :D


Housey said:
Toxic women are not worth the effort. They have a way at twisting your melon mannnnnn when you think all is fine....
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Oi trust I already know this, my current custody battle is still on-going :(

Diddums said:
This is post #65 and we've still got no photos.

For all we know you're screwed in the head and she looks like Susan Boyle.

Pics you noob.
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:cry: just couldn't do that.


Thanks for the clarity all, I don't think I was really serious, just tipsy. I think I'll just get a few more videos for a little bit and then ghost like a true gent.
 
doodah said:
Those shoulders! Pretty but definitely stay away. I married one of my best friend's younger sisters, that was dangerous enough :D.
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:cry: don't forget the years of covert grooming! That was a lot of effort you put it - be proud! Hahaha

Mate, I wish I could get that definition in my back and shoulders :D
 
Rilot said:
You don't sleep with a good mate's ex unless the mate gives permission. Simple as that.
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Is it though? I mean she already has a history of lying... :D :cry:

Crizzy said:
Seems pretty disrespectful to your friend to consider this.

Forget her and put the effort into someone actually worth your time.
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I'm not wasting any effort on any women in the near future. Happy being single, it's been a while. Don't mean I'm not gonna keep my willy wet.
 
:cry: cheeky ******! Pure jealousy, I tells thee! I think that pervy GaryTheBoutonSnail grabbed one for his ocuk wall of shame some time back if you're another perv...

doodah said:
Edit - @NVP, you realise we're coming up to 20 years now
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. If you want to hook up with any of my exes - have at it.....
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......thought at least half of them might be half your height.
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:cry::cry: Respect, but I don't think any of your exes are legal yet :D :D :D
 
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