The curse of resilient technology

nikebee · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:08

Visage said:
This is what i get for posting a light hearted snipe at Coldplay on a message board inhabited, nay, *infested* by geeks.....

....A discussion about motherboards.

what else did you expect?

HEADRAT · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:08

Zip said:
Shes fugly in my eyes

Good more Paltrow for me AJUK then, I'm first BTW

Visage said:
....A discussion about motherboards.

I've been happily perving over Paltrow

HEADRAT

AJUK · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:10

Zip said:
Shes fugly in my eyes

Do they have Specsavers in Aus.

Each to their own I suppose.

HEADRAT · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:11

^^^^^^ Oh yes yuk she's disgusting

HEADRAT

Visage · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:12

She's a bit whiney.

I mean - can you imagine what conversation is like in that house?

Picture the scene...breakfast time:

CM: Can you pass me the butter please?
GP: <Burst into tears>
CM: Whats the matter hon?
GP: Im just thinking about all the poor cows that had to milked to make it, and all the people in the world who are too poor to afford butter...
CM: (With quiverring bottom lip) I know. Thats why i've written a song about it.
GP: whats it called?
CM: 'I cant beleive its not better'
GP: Thats so sweet. (Burst into tears again....)

Yas786 · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:13

Saggy norks tbh

Nah id still have a piece of her cherry pie

Zip · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:17

nikebee said:
have done that myself with a mate... he finally got a good PC so decided to destroy his old machine... HDDs are pretty tough blighters!

I had to take the top of the case of because that thing wouldnt even bend.
After hiting the plater hard a lot of times enough to bring up ma sweat (An old 10gb hdd) The platter was dented but the hammer broke

Vonhelmit im seen computers full of desks and get pushed around while they were on and they still worked fine

Some froze but the worked fine after hitting the reset button.
The cases absorb a lot i find

And that picci of her makes her look abit like Sky from neighbours.
Its not a bad picci but most other times iv e seen her she looks fugly

iCraig · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:22

Visage said:
CM: Can you pass me the butter please?
GP: <Burst into tears>
CM: Whats the matter hon?
GP: Im just thinking about all the poor cows that had to milked to make it, and all the people in the world who are too poor to afford butter...
CM: (With quiverring bottom lip) I know. Thats why i've written a song about it.
GP: whats it called?
CM: 'I cant beleive its not better'
GP: Thats so sweet. (Burst into tears again....)

LOL

Did you hear his cheese house song that he did for Chris Moyles.

Best song he's ever written IMO!

"I've got a house with a cornflake door,
Poor on some milk, and open it up some more,
I've got a house with some cheese windows,
I don't know why, it's just the way it goes,
Come and eat my house."

Cueball · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:28

vonhelmet said:
Don't like it, don't listen to it.

MUSICAL OPINIONS! KEYBOARD WARRIORS! MORE ROLLEYES THAN YOU CAN HANDLE!

Snore.

*ding, ding, ding!*

I agree there!

semi-pro waster · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:28

I'll admit to being mildly gutted that they managed to save the tracks although in all fairness he is a musician so how difficult is it likely to be to replay and re-record what the world would have lost out on?

HEADRAT · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:30

I just thought they made it up as they went along

HEADRAT

nikebee · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:32

Visage said:
She's a bit whiney.

I mean - can you imagine what conversation is like in that house?

Picture the scene...breakfast time:

CM: Can you pass me the butter please?
GP: <Burst into tears>
CM: Whats the matter hon?
GP: Im just thinking about all the poor cows that had to milked to make it, and all the people in the world who are too poor to afford butter...
CM: (With quiverring bottom lip) I know. Thats why i've written a song about it.
GP: whats it called?
CM: 'I cant beleive its not better'
GP: Thats so sweet. (Burst into tears again....)

LOL

thats so bad.... that deserves to be in the (crap) joke thread

Zip · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:33

I kind of feel sorry for the guy.
All that money and his wife makes him drive a prius :rolleyes:

AJUK · 2 Jun 2006 at 15:46

Zip said:
I kind of feel sorry for the guy.
All that money and his wife makes him drive a prius

I refer to my earlier comment about her. If she was with me I would treat her like a proper lady.

"Get in the back of my v8 pickup, biatch!"

She just needs to be told.

eidolon · 2 Jun 2006 at 16:01

nero120 said:
They probably meant that the 3 master tracks that coldplay base all their songs on were on there! Heaven forbid if those wailing wonders were lost!

first time I've laughed out loud at the forums in a while!

pinkacidbootson · 2 Jun 2006 at 16:34

iCraig said:
LOL

Did you hear his cheese house song that he did for Chris Moyles.

Best song he's ever written IMO!

"I've got a house with a cornflake door,
Poor on some milk, and open it up some more,
I've got a house with some cheese windows,
I don't know why, it's just the way it goes,
Come and eat my house."

Where can i hear that!??

William · 2 Jun 2006 at 16:39

I can imagine EMI trying to assasinate GP if she actually did break it!

iCraig · 2 Jun 2006 at 16:43

Johanson said:
Where can i hear that!??

No idea, someone probably recorded it and has it somewhere, try a good Google search.

PureAppleJuice · 2 Jun 2006 at 16:50

nero120 said:
They probably meant that the 3 master tracks that coldplay base all their songs on were on there! Heaven forbid if those wailing wonders were lost!

If only

iCraig · 2 Jun 2006 at 16:58

Oooh, actually you're quite lucky, I dug out my version of it.

It's a remix of the original but still good.

Click me