Thank god someone has some sense. Everything else has been nothing but stereotypes!
British cuisine has vastly improved since the 1950s, despite the fact that the stereotypical "boiled two veg and meat" image has persisted to this day.
This whole island is blessed with fantastic seafood, some of the best wild game, wonderfully subtle herbs and vegetables, and some of the best damned ales and whiskies on Earth. Surely, this is enough to create a stupendous five-course meal.
Not bad at all. I would replace the standard roast potatoes with some sweet potatoes where possible, and throw in a cheese plate after dinner but before dessert. Served with some fine Scottish malts, of course.
People, please - have some imagination. Where's the pheasant? Where's the venison? Where are the port reductions, and wonderful home made gravies of old? Give me mutton, cold beer, hearty vegetables and perfectly roasted meat over some kind of ludicrous fire.
Now THAT'S bloody British!