The Depressed Thread

Our boiler has broken so we have no heating or shower till tomorrow (hopefully)

Its cold outside and inside.


*he says sat in a t-shirt,hoody,another hoody, a dressing gown and gloves :rolleyes:
 
Roberta said:
I bent my Wookiee.

Want me to bend it back into place for you?

whats a wookie?

Just to lighten the thread I had a truly excellent day.
last week I overdosed on caffiene, had a stomach virus and missed all my exams
 
I am just booking my holiday to Cyprus in April, I've started seeing a beautiful young lady and I'm joining the Air Force in summer... depressed? Nahh!
 
Johanson said:
How much caffiene and why?

8 or 10 grams and because it was in powdered form thats only 2 spoons so I didn't realise at the time how much it was so It was completely accidental. Only wanted just enough to keep me up all night.
 
Scuzi said:
I was taking a crap earlier and someone came to the door. I missed them. It could have been a life changing experience.

I'm so depressed. I'm going to get a shotgun and shoot the ****er who put my toilet far away from the front door :mad:

You seriously need to get the plumbers in. Having the bog moved right next to the front door so you can greet your posty whilst relieving yourself would be genius.
 
Saberu said:
8 or 10 grams and because it was in powdered form thats only 2 spoons so I didn't realise at the time how much it was so It was completely accidental. Only wanted just enough to keep me up all night.

haha that must have been fun :D
 
I can't talk to people in 'real life' any more. I end up a gibbering wreck.

NHS psychiatrists were making far too many insinuations about me being sectioned, so I had to take off.

I can't afford a private psych, and even if I could the only way to get a list of local private psychs is to see your GP, which would mean registering here and so letting them know that I've moved out of London.

Moan over. Thank God for the internet.
 
shifty_uk said:
I seen my ex today for the first time in about 9 months. She is now a chav, with a chav boyfriend. She still has her profile page with all her nude pics on it aswell.

Life's great eh!

Little whore tbh!

What's the address?
 
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