The downside of playing a female character in an MMO

Reminds me of the old "bloodninja" one...


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of
the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the
Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't **** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.

bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****!

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
 
Mr Blonde said:
Reminds me of the old "bloodninja" one...


bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.

bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

bloodninja: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful
woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 **** of
the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty **** of the
Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
ridiculous.

bloodninja: Don't **** with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.

bloodninja: I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****!

bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals
my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

bloodninja: Baby?
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On wow?
 
Its amusing how some girls keep it really quiet for ages and just say they are a guy - then when they've been in your guild for 18 months suddenly decide they trust you and say hi on ts/vent. I nearly fell off my chair when our best paladin was a girl! Also our GM was a girl and she was awesome.
 
hehe This was quite comical listening to him as he was getting these wispers.
As for playing a female char, it was simply down to being the choice of Male NE or Female for my Druid I made the right decision.
 
mmj_uk said:
I've never understood why guys play a female character. :confused:

When I first started playing WoW it came as quite a shock to me that most of the female characters were actually guys, I can understand girls playing male characters so as not to draw unwanted attention though...
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Id have to agree, never played a female character unless the game forces it on you. Funny post though :)
 
my sister use to play on my 360 a lot with the mic until she played halo3 i tells you some of the **** those whinging little American sods would say to her after finding out she was a girl it was shocking :( and bloody disgusting
 
Come to think of it the WoW guild I was in had a big number of females compared to others, we had more than 5 from what I remember and for some reason all of us where awfully mature about the whole thing.
 
The best part is the time between the PENIS comment and him saying 'oo keep going' it's not like it was a few seconds delay yet he STILL typed it one handed and hit enter :D
 
mmj_uk said:
I've never understood why guys play a female character. :confused:

When I first started playing WoW it came as quite a shock to me that most of the female characters were actually guys, I can understand girls playing male characters so as not to draw unwanted attention though...
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I don't play MMO's anymore, but when I did, I quickly learned a female char was the way to go. Random folk treat you a lot better with a female avatar; I got given preference in groups, helped out more when in trouble, and loads and loads of freebies from random people.

The people in my guild knew I was a bloke, but I never brought it up outside of that and got some pretty awesome results.
 
I have never played a female character either, never had a reason, just never really considered it. This kinda stuff though I wouldn't even bother wasting my time with, I would tell them to **** off then carry on about my business. I personally don't see the humour in it.
 
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