The Dreams thread

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this is a thread where you talk about some of the dreams you have had when you have been sleeping

i will start with one of mine

i had a dream i worked in a shop last night but couldnt use the till - not the most interesting dream but it was quite random

anyone had any better dreams?
 
Ian Beale from eastenders was trying to kill me for years. Used to try and run me down in a car outside me house :D
 
I had a dream where I didn't bother responding to a serial internet spammer who does **** all else but spam a myriad internet fora with the same old inane questions. But then I woke up and typed this.

Google their username. ;)
 
I had a dream where I didn't bother responding to a serial internet spammer who does **** all else but spam a myriad internet fora with the same old inane questions. But then I woke up and typed this.

Google their username. ;)

Hmm. Now that makes me wonder, is this a real person or some kind of bot?

Actually my money's on a bot. Makes threads with bizarre questions and hardly ever replies. Just post and run. Most odd.
 
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I was in a small room with a small gap at the bottom of where the doorway should be. I wasn't scared but the room was small and entirely featureless, so I was going to have to get out sooner or later.

On my back trying to shuffle under, not really making progress, then I woke up.
 
I've had the same dream every night for 22 years. No joke.

I'm trying to push this huge sausage through a ringed doughnut, but it just won't fit. I wake up every morning with a really sore groin and the bed sheets are soaking wet.
 
I've had the same dream every night for 22 years. No joke.

I'm trying to push this huge sausage through a ringed doughnut, but it just won't fit. I wake up every morning with a really sore groin and the bed sheets are soaking wet.

Do you have a cat? Do you leave the bedroom door open?
 
For the first time in my life, I've been dreaming about my teeth falling out. I forgot what that means - either nervous about something or I'm overdue a dentist appointment.
 
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