The end of WW2 with SQL

[nikebee]

I cant code like the bigger boys... so I do it Fantasy Fighting Game Book style...

You cautiously enter the thread, your mouse moving steadily and with trepidation. As you read the first post your luck runs out (deduct 1 LUCK point) as you realise that it is too late to have not read it. You plough on regardless (deduct 2 STAMINA points) and read the rest of the thread, the hairs on the back of your neck standing up and a chill running down your spine. You are now forced to make a decision; if you add a post to the end of the thread and give your life blood to the monster, turn to 352, if you close the thread and start to weep, turn to 21, if you smash your head into the monitor, turn to 400.

actually got a slight inner laugh from me... oh dear

 

[Mat]

actually got a slight inner laugh from me... oh dear

Let it out man, let it all out, we're all friends here.

 

[unknowndomain]

foreach ($geeks as $geek) {

echo $geek . " get laid";

}

lol

 

[jas72]

actually he failed... syntax error tbh...

c:\if you're happy and you know it syntax error
c:\ syntax error

 

[Stretch]

DELETE FROM HIROSHIMA WHERE DATE='06/08/1945'
DELETE FROM NAGASAKI WHERE DATE='09/08/1945'

That's all wrong, why would you have a table called HIROSHIMA

It would be more like

DELETE FROM Cities WHERE Name='HIROSHIMA' AND Sysdate='06/08/1945'

 

[jamief]

That's all wrong, why would you have a table called HIROSHIMA

It would be more like

DELETE FROM Cities WHERE Name='HIROSHIMA' AND Sysdate='06/08/1945'

Maybe its a really bad Db design and he has tables named after the worlds major cities?

 

[benjo plz.]

SQLCODE = -99

 

[Jonny69]

Maybe its a really bad Db design and he has tables named after the worlds major cities?

It's just something that goes back to when it was a DOS-based database and nobody has ever got round to changing. It'll be addressed by version 5 they assure us

 

[Dynix]

shutdown;--