The failings of Facebook search...

OP you consider yourself a genius?!

Srsly..?

You're obviously a social retard.

Just say to her "how come we aren't Facebook friends? Add me! (tell her your full name)"

Profit!!
 
OP : "I need to know your name. For ... later"

Her (intrigued) : "For later? Why's that?"

OP : "Because I'll be screaming it as I empty myself onto the blow-up doll I made of you!"

Her : "..."

OP : "No, wait. You'll be screaming it when ... no, that's not right. I'll be ... oh God, I want my mum"

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And this, gentle menchildren and ladybabies of GD, is why we don't use facebook to conduct healthy, adult relationships.
 
just say "hey, whats your name" she will then give you it, then say "does this cloth smell like chloroform" then ???? then profit
 
Are you even sure she ever told you her name in the first place? Do you really not know anybody else who knows her to whom you can say 'hey you know that Canadian chick - what's her name'? Who introduced you?

Or as many have said, just man up, apologise and ask her real name. If things are going well she'll be flattered your interest is getting a little more serious. If she says 'what the hell, you jerk' or words to that effect, it was never really going to happen anyway!
 
Liampope said:
Or as many have said, just man up, apologise and ask her real name. If things are going well she'll be flattered your interest is getting a little more serious. If she says 'what the hell, you jerk, eh' or words to that effect, it was never really going to happen anyway!
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Fixed.
 
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