The internet is a series of Tubes

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This is an interview with a US sentator who votes on internet related issue. Needless to say the United states is screwed.



Taken from Wired Blog:

Senate Commerce Committee deadlocked 11 to 11 on an amendment inserting some very basic net neutrality provisions into a moving telecommunications bill.† The provisions didn't prohibit an ISP from handling VOIP faster than emails, but would have made it illegal to handle its own VOIP packets faster than a competitor's.

Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) explained why he voted against the amendment and gave an amazing primer on how the internet works.

"There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.

But this service is now going to go through the internet* and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.

We aren't earning anything by going on that internet. Now I'm not saying you have to or you want to discrimnate against those people [ø]

The regulatory approach is wrong. Your approach is regulatory in the sense that it says "No one can charge anyone for massively invading this world of the internet". No, I'm not finished. I want people to understand my position, I'm not going to take a lot of time. [ø]

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Now we have a separate Department of Defense internet now, did you know that?

Do you know why?

Because they have to have theirs delivered immediately. They can't afford getting delayed by other people.

[ø]

Now I think these people are arguing whether they should be able to dump all that stuff on the internet ought to consider if they should develop a system themselves.

Maybe there is a place for a commercial net but it's not using what consumers use every day.

It's not using the messaging service that is essential to small businesses, to our operation of families.

The whole concept is that we should not go into this until someone shows that there is something that has been done that really is a viloation of net neutraility that hits you and me."
 
Errrr... old news?

You should watch the video of him saying all this, the guy cant even talk properly.
 
Ah the joy of reading american forums means this is very old news for me, and there's been an entire wave of internet satire surrounding it haha.
 
I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Is that English because it makes so sence to me at all.
 
the OP doesnt make any sense so i stopped reading

the second post makes even less sense....


i gave up tbh


:confused:
 
gjrc said:
the OP doesnt make any sense so i stopped reading

the second post makes even less sense....


i gave up tbh


:confused:

lol. :o

Both posts made me laugh, the second made me think of the lolcats.
 
No-One said:
Is that English because it makes so sence to me at all.
It's a transcription of what the senator said, complete with repetition, stammers and misspeakings, so it's no surprise that most of it doesn't make sense.
 
One of the newer thinkgeek t-shirts thats all about "a series of tubes".
seriesoftubes.jpg
 
Describing the internet as a series of tubes is a pretty decent analogy if you as me. He was comparing it to sticking something on a truck and in that sense it's actually a good analogy. That is, assuming he meant it as an analogy.

He does seem to be a little confused as to what "an internet" is though.
 
Old but still funny. Also worrying that he is someone with the power to affect net neutrality yet clearly doesn't know much about it.
 
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