--== The joke thread ==--

smyth · 16 Mar 2012 at 13:27

What did number 0 say to number 8?

Nice Belt!

arekgreenman888 · 16 Mar 2012 at 14:19

Chuck Norris doesn't mess around. He keeps everything clean

Nitefly · 16 Mar 2012 at 14:28

arekgreenman888 said:
Aids is here for a good reason.

ThatAsianGuy · 16 Mar 2012 at 16:17

One guy says to his mate "you oright dave seem abit down, whats up"

Dave: "im oright"

LOL funniest joke evaaaa

antijoke · 16 Mar 2012 at 16:34

ThatAsianGuy said:
One guy says to his mate "you oright dave seem abit down, whats up"

Dave: "im oright"

LOL funniest joke evaaaa

Should I be saying this in some kind of accent to make it funny?

Tefal · 16 Mar 2012 at 16:39

arekgreenman888 said:
hahah great one! Aids is here for a good reason.

errr your rampant homophobic remark aside what did that joke have to do with aids?

Fuzz · 16 Mar 2012 at 23:31

I took a girl home from a club last night.

As we got inside my house I said, "You'll be walking funny tomorrow."

"Ooooooh" she smiled, "Have a big **** do we?"

I locked the door and said, "No, I'm going to cut off your feet."

exhashdotdot · 17 Mar 2012 at 00:44

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Put a haggot into a coma

Daze · 17 Mar 2012 at 01:14

exhashdotdot said:
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Put a haggot into a coma

haha I'm in stitches at that one

Deadbeat · 17 Mar 2012 at 09:02

What's big and white and can't climb trees?

A washing machine.

On a separate note, I don't like the OP. Don't these forums have an age limit?

anything-but · 17 Mar 2012 at 09:11

My other half says you have to be drunk to get this one...

What`s white and wears red checked trousers?

Rupert the fridge.

Grrrrr · 17 Mar 2012 at 09:41

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

EdGey · 17 Mar 2012 at 12:34

Grrrrr said:
What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

Genuine laugh

Destination · 17 Mar 2012 at 12:50

Grrrrr said:
What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

Hehe

arekgreenman888 · 17 Mar 2012 at 14:22

exhashdotdot said:
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Put a haggot into a coma

hahah 2nd best only to Chuck Norris.

"Chuck Norris is why Darth Vader needs to wear his suit."

arekgreenman888 · 19 Mar 2012 at 23:59

Why did Steve Jobs die coz he eat a rotten apple.

yhack · 20 Mar 2012 at 00:01

arekgreenman888 said:
Why did Steve Jobs die coz he eat a rotten apple.

This wins for the joke layout alone.

Sin_Chase · 20 Mar 2012 at 00:02

Vote for ban.

Reaper 392 · 20 Mar 2012 at 00:21

i didnt think the OcUK joke standard could be dragged any lower, but i stand corrected

geekyEd · 20 Mar 2012 at 01:05

voteban not funny

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