The Mediocre Wednesday Joke Thread

[Megahurtz400]

Shame to hear about the choirboy from 'Britian's got Talent' being bullied. But it's something many talent-show kids have to live with. I remember hearing about the time the school bully stole Michelle McManus' dinner money and bought a Ford Escort...

Was just about to post that you git!!

What other ones were in that magazine?

 

[tuffty747]

A woman is like a pack of cards...
You need a heart to love her...
You need a diamond to win her...
You need a club to smash her...
And you need a spade to bury her...



(P.S. Not my jokes, taken from this week's issue of ZOO )

 

[MarcLister]

OP's joke was other were so so.