The Moaning and Grumpy thread

[Chrisc]

im already sick to the back teeth of 'Early black Friday deals'

like just call it a sale or wait until actual black Friday!

All those Christmas aisles in supermarkets that sell those small crappy giftsets need to go away as well.

Nobody needs a Costa coffee mug and a Guinness keyring!

 

[Jim99]

But how else would I know that the bottle of Lynx showergel was purchased as a Christmas gift, and not because grandma thinks I stink?

 

[Ayahuasca]

Old man shouts at clouds vibes

 

[Chrisc]

Old man shouts at clouds vibes

Exactly what it is!

 

[adidan]

To be fair I think you could preface every thread on here with this thread title

 

[Malevolence]

The Victor Meldrew Club. I'm in.

 

[dave28]

This just about sums up the UK in 2026.

On average, every 20 minutes a transman has his tools stolen.

One chap on the News just now said that when it happened the Police even told him that it did not meet the threshold to quality as a crime.
So the real figure is probably much worse than every 20 minutes if X amount of them are not even counted by Police in the first place.

 

[ElliorR]

This just about sums up the UK in 2026.

On average, every 20 minutes a transman has his tools stolen.

One chap on the News just now said that when it happened the Police even told him that it did not meet the threshold to quality as a crime.
So the real figure is probably much worse than every 20 minutes if X amount of them are not even counted by Police in the first place.

Well, they do chop it off during surgery.

 

[Mr Badger]

This just about sums up the UK in 2026.

On average, every 20 minutes a transman has his tools stolen.

Never heard it called that before!

Well, they do chop it off during surgery.

Certainly sound like a euphemism for changing gender...

 

[Thekwango]

On average, every 20 minutes a transman has his tools stolen.

holy heavens

 

[Nabinium]

This just about sums up the UK in 2026.

On average, every 20 minutes a transman has his tools stolen.

One chap on the News just now said that when it happened the Police even told him that it did not meet the threshold to quality as a crime.
So the real figure is probably much worse than every 20 minutes if X amount of them are not even counted by Police in the first place.

The hell is a transman?

You mean tradesman?

Fordtransitman?

 

[Haggisman]

On average, every 20 minutes a transman has his tools stolen.

This has got to be up there at least in the top 10 for best typo of all time

 

[darkgen]

This is definitely the right thread for having your Johnson lopped off.

 

[Nabinium]

This has got to be up there at least in the top 10 for best typo of all time

Certainly a contender between that and the typo from @Martynt74

Context: https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/t...ge-or-img-bb.18737970/page-2963#post-38504000

 

[GIBURROWS]

Sick of getting banned from threads for not having the OCUK approved opinion!

 

[Will Gill]

Sick of getting banned from threads for not having the OCUK approved opinion!

I suggest you raise your concerns in the FCD, unless you’d like us to explain here exactly which comments got you banned. “Not having the approved opinion” is doing quite a lot of heavy lifting.

 

[dave28]

The hell is a transman?

You mean tradesman?

Fordtransitman?

Opps lol, no offence to any transman`s who got their tool stolen

 

[GIBURROWS]

I suggest you raise your concerns in the FCD, unless you’d like us to explain here exactly which comments got you banned. “Not having the approved opinion” is doing quite a lot of heavy lifting.

Here please.

 

[moon man]

My sort of thread

 

[Diddums]

Sick of getting banned from threads for not having the OCUK approved opinion!

Have better opinions then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯