Didn't know where to post it but WTF is this?
It's a real product too:
Buy Heinz The Godfather Pasta Sauce online from Waitrose today. Picked, packed and delivered by hand in convenient 1-hour slots
www.waitrose.com
"Look how they massacred my boy!", etc.
Being Heinz I was expecting more 'E's' than would be available at the Berlin Love Parade, but...
Tomatoes 48%, Tomato Purée 21%, Meatballs (14%, Beef 61%,
Egg White, Water, Pea Protein, Onion,
Beef Stock (Meat and Beef cooking Juices, Salt), Bamboo Fibre, Fried Onion (Onion and Sunflower Oil), Herbs, Salt, Pepper), Sausage (6%, Pork Meat (93%),
Salt, Wine, Black Pepper, Garlic), Red Wine (contains
Sulphites), Onions, Extra Virgin Olive Oil, Garlic, Sugar, Sea Salt, Fennel Seeds, Rosemary, Bay Leaf, Black Pepper, Chilli and nothing else!