The object to your left...

[willhub]

Sony Ericsson C902, Logitech Z5500 speaker, tea coaster, wardrobe.

 

[Gackt]

My mobile phone with a broken touch screen. I dunno, maybe I'll take apart the components, find a paperclip in my desperate escape from zombies and make some sort of bomb which kills all zombies ever?

 

[^TANK^]

Leathermans charge multi tool .

 

[craig3000]

A lacie external HDD

 

[aceface57]

A bic pen

 

[Apopcalyptic]

A big bag o' Oatmeal.

 

[Wizzfizz]

A fridge

 

[J86]

An ASP.

 

[utajoker]

my left monitor

 

[D18241]

Pair of hockey boots

 

[Aliboy]

A coconut shaped into the figure of a squatting monkey

 

[Deadbeat]

A cat, with the mind of a kitten, about to learn why large bees are striped in natural caution signals.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

If Zombies are like slugs I might stand a chance because I have a salt pot.

 

[godinman]

Wine bottle opener! In the eyes!!!!!!!!!

 

[J86]

Armed Response Unit.

 

[Duff-Man]

A roll of kitchen-roll.

I'm screwed...

 

[scrlk]

A girl called Zoey, a Vietnam vet called Bill, a black guy called Louis who likes grabbin' his pillz and a guy called Francis who hates everything but vests.

 

[FirebarUK]

a 42u rack - mwhahahahaha

You're stuffed! how are you supposed to carry that around with you!?

I suppose if its empty you could lure one into it and close both the rear and front door. The other option is to push it up against a door or something to try and barricade yourself in. However, we know that this would never end well.

 

[greywolf]

A warranty letter. I guess paper cuts could work...

 

[Razor-BladE]

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