The object to your left...

maxilive · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:54

A Cat

Teledude · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:54

a 42u rack - mwhahahahaha

HumanShield · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:54

A radiator. Excellent!

OriginalJonty · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:54

Well I have 2 TV remotes, a pack of Haribo Sour Cherries, a pair of scissors, some change and a PS3 controller.

Mat · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:55

Firestar_3x said:
A keyboard

I think you're the only one who will survive this approaching apocalypse.

p4radox · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:55

A spray bottle of Deep Heat

jp_bl_68 · 8 Sep 2010 at 15:59

OriginalJonty said:
Well I have 2 TV remotes, a pack of Haribo Sour Cherries, a pair of scissors, some change and a PS3 controller.

You can 'MacGyver' all of that stuff into one of these:

Gaygle · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:02

a USB Memory Stick.

I'm ****ed.

unwashed potato! · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:02

a mirror

edit: a lot of unhappy faces in this thread

bloodiedathame · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:02

Keys. One between each finger. The hand to hand combat approach.

Cuchulain · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:03

A document shredder! Yay? All I have to do is flatten their hands to the same width as a few sheets of paper and ask them nicely if they'd mind feeding themselves in!

Mat · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:03

a.hay said:
Keys. One between each finger. The hand to hand combat approach.

They will eat your hands.

Greenlizard0 · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:03

A dustbin. I suppose...that's a weapon..

bloodiedathame · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:03

Mat said:
They will eat your hands.

And choke on the keys! Killing from the grave. Epic!

GhostlyPea · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:05

Work branded cup

- Pea0n

Strife212 · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:08

22" Samsung Monitor

Sp00n · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:08

Cup of tea

Street · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:09

Just so happens I have this in today fixing it on my desk..

Shame its only a GBB, although hopefully the zombies won't know this and will be scared!

Helios1234 · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:10

An air duster...

Guerrilla · 8 Sep 2010 at 16:12

My dog, he would be useless against zombies he's a right wuss.