The object to your left...

The Dread Pirate · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:24

I now have a large mug on said coaster I might survive a lil' longer than I'd originally thought!

ringo747 · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:25

Laptop power cable.

Nitrojan · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:28

14 Xbox 360 Ninja Discs (Games)

The Dread Pirate · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:30

Also If I was at home there'd be many Items of use to my left in my room the closest being a pool cue.

Sirrel Squirrel · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:34

Either a television, recycling bin, air con unit, fridge or a printer.

Paul. W · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:39

Tuppaware tub that had my chicken in for lunch.

m@rty · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:40

dumbells, not too bad :cool:

Beren · 9 Sep 2010 at 13:57

A now empty Sainsbury's bag that had my lunch in and two empty coffee cups.

djmc0 · 9 Sep 2010 at 14:00

Guitar. (Ibanez RG350dx to be exact) Awesome.

MeEsH BaKkA · 9 Sep 2010 at 14:01

My passenger seatin the works van, on it though are water pump grips, a hammer, a Stanley knife and an empty mcbreakfast bag... Oh also a purchase order book, TO the wholesalers for wireless power tools!!

achitophel · 9 Sep 2010 at 14:06

A copy of the 2010-11 Income Tax Act - still, weighs a ton, good for blunt trauma!

reflux · 9 Sep 2010 at 14:09

My computer. 15kg, £2k of e-peen. It will be killing no zombies, no thanks.

I shall defend myself with my bare hands instead!

GravyMonster · 9 Sep 2010 at 15:43

Empty pint glass

ScarySquirrel · 9 Sep 2010 at 15:55

Calculator

Sylv · 9 Sep 2010 at 16:03

Half a bottle of cherry diet coke.

Marff · 9 Sep 2010 at 16:05

GothicCorpse said:
my m8s Flesh light!

he won know haha

One question.... Why did he have it at yours?

Shelster · 12 Sep 2010 at 18:13

Port side of a warship..........

Cocky-Roach · 12 Sep 2010 at 18:19

ipod touch

MonkeyNews · 12 Sep 2010 at 18:22

Ironing Board, could do some extreme ironing during this.

Fenris · 12 Sep 2010 at 18:23

My double bed.

Could do some damage, unfortunately it might be rather unwieldy.