The object to your left...

To my immediate left:
-1 pair spectacles
-1 pint of Tanglefoot
-1 Ashtray
-1 Cuban cigar
-1 packet of Lucky Strike
-1 Zippo lighter
-1 watch
-1 Maglight
-1 USB memory stick
-1 aviation chart of the UK
-1 season of Spooks
-1 pile of payslips

...sorted :cool:
.............where are we going again? :p
 
A crowbar.

(Seriously, have none of you read the Zombie Survival Guide?!)

Actually, I have a glass of wine, a phone, a choice of 3 remotes, a drinking glass, a digital photo frame, the coffee table or my wife and son...
 
Actually have a mini crowbar on the shelf under my desk, about 40cm long:cool:

That or:
Lamp
Subwoofer
Pint glass
Guitar amp
Headphones
Deadorant and lighter :D
 
To my immediate left:
-1 pair spectacles
-1 pint of Tanglefoot
-1 Ashtray
-1 Cuban cigar
-1 packet of Lucky Strike
-1 Zippo lighter
-1 watch
-1 Maglight
-1 USB memory stick
-1 aviation chart of the UK
-1 season of Spooks
-1 pile of payslips

...sorted :cool:
.............where are we going again? :p

Take the lighter, cigar, tanglefoot to this zombie apocalypse.... you may not kill any but you'll have a mighty good time before they get to you! (pitty its only one bottle of tanglefoot really)
 
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