The object to your left...

[Peter_C]

A torch...
Am I in the wrong thread?

*Heads off to the beamshot thread*

 

[WasteTimeChangingCars]

 

[Kosmiche]

 

[Felix Da Housecat]

A pillow

I'd smother them to death......Muhahahaha

 

[James J]

15 inch macbook pro (i7, 2010 model)

Next to that, a very cold cup of coffee lol

 

[Cupra]

a 45cm fan

 

[SteveOBHave]

HTC Desire

 

[paradigm]

Jangro Surface Sanitising Wipes (200 sheet tub).

I think I lose

 

[Damnations Fury]

A calculator, not so useful unles writing 8008135 impresses them into submition, but next along is a keyboard.

 

[Jongo]

My iPhone

Got an app for that?

 

[Witor]

Blow em away on Speed setting 3.

 

[The Running Man]

blue predator astro turf boots with a peeling toe end

 

[mattius1989]

Custard creams