The Oldest Text Message on your mobile phone.... What does it say?

Ironic Namesake · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:01

"Dear everything is ok, only regret our price agreed with client at 255 instead of 270, tell mickey i tried mainy clients and news of our stock's already spread around, cant do better, stock will be arrived in *********** b4 6 today.got money fr ********* and ********* will do transfer tonite."

24/04/2007

penski · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:02

[TW]Fox said:
You made that up for the purposes of posting it on the internet to appear cool.

if I wanted to appear cool to a bunch of geeks and wannabe sales managers, I'd lie about something a bit better than oral sex.

*n

Shikkaka · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:03

"Love you 2 babe x x x"

From my gf on 08 June 07

Jez · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:04

"omg you have such a big e-penis and you are so cool"

Got it yesterday

[TW]Fox · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:06

penski said:
if I wanted to appear cool to a bunch of geeks and wannabe sales managers,

Which do you fall into?

I'd lie about something a bit better than oral sex.

*n

Surely the holy grail of most members of the demographic you covered above?

penski · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:06

and on this phone...

Sent:
18/04/07 13:41
From:
T-Mobile
Your remaining Flext allowance as at 00:05 on 18/04, was £180.00,to use until your next bill on 14/05. To stop receiving these FREE alerts, text STOP to 48666.

*n

penski · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:11

[TW]Fox said:
Which do you fall into?

these days? ales manager and wannabe geek

(typo on sales but I wish I were an ale manager...so its staying.)

Surely the holy grail of most members of the demographic you covered above?

hehe..true.

*n

Rebelius · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:13

mine says "hey. umm it's in my box thing in my wardrobe. Why? Is your phone broken? Missing you and snoop dogg. What you up to?"

how very exciting 21/05/07.

P.S. my cat's called snoop dogg.

M3G4UK · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:13

"Have you even left yet?"

Recieved: 09:10:16
31/5/2007

Duke · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:13

Running a little late

04/06/07

Vixen · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:14

11/04/07 "Woo! Love you" from my boyfriend. I don't keep many messages, but we don't text each other much, so I try to keep some of the nice ones.

AWBbox · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:17

" the hell have u done with my journal?!where is it?i need it nw i av work 2 do nd i need 2 knw *** lesons i av.tb now im anoyd.matt"

04/11/2004 17:22:25

lol, i remember stealing and hiding that homework journal! I was a real *******

allllec · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:18

"Omg! He's a ***! Aww alec x x just coing out of aft in a sec if you want a quick hug x x"

lol. she is talking about the deputy head at my school - who decided "he wasn't prepared to let me sit" my gcse maths exam today because i didn't have a school shirt and told me to [urinate] off.

PMKeates · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:19

"*** a pain. X"

From.....

my mum.

Ja (: · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:21

"Im going to vote lolz x"
May 3rd 2007

Dunks · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:26

"U never answered my question?xhehex"
May 30th. Cleanup required I reckon.

Metalface Mark · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:27

"im here waiting for you big boy" penski.

Dated new years eve 2003/2004.

Pebbles · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:28

It's either roooood or it's from a good friend of mine who died earlier this year, both from the end of last year. I'm rubbish at clearing messages off, far too sentimental.

Dave · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:45

"This is your Orange Wednesdays ticket for 02 May . . . "

Should really clear them out more often

penski · 11 Jun 2007 at 21:48

InwardSinging said:
"im here waiting for you big boy" penski.

Dated new years eve 2003/2004.

I spend three and a half years keeping our secret and you go and blow it (no pun...) because of one spammy thread on here.

*n

ps: mine was actually from a registered member of these forums....oooh, the mystery! the intrigue!