The Oldest Text Message on your mobile phone.... What does it say?

[utajoker]

Rawr x

01-01-00 12:00am

when i gave my now gf my number, date is wrong but its the oldest i got. dodgy phone

 

[Pookie Bear]

06-Jun-2007 15h53
****** Passcode for Remote Access

I cleared my phone last week cos I got some warning about 95% memory usage and took them all off up until my works code. Boring

 

[Zaphan58]

We are in the bar

25-4-07 16:52

 

[Teledude]

"going to drop my stuff at police station today sometime you coming with me or not? x"

The mrs after she got a producer the day before

 

[YorkshirePadd26]

Hey, how r u ?Hope ** ok. Sorry 4 ** txt. Hope i avent woke u if u wer asleep. If u go out 2mora can we meet 4 a chat. Didnt realy get chance 2 talk yest tb xxx.

15-Apr-07 00:51

From an 18 year old dancer/student lass who's after a bit of the Paddmiester. I've still not yet sealed the deal, as I believe she's scared of the trouser snake.

 

[loopylou]

"well i just scored a belter on pro evo so we're both having a successful evening"

11th May from my boyfriend

 

[Westyfield2]

"I got ** no from hannah"
17/12/06 - 00:20

** - I guessed that's caused by the text abbreviation of your.

 

[lakebodom60]

I have no idea what the name of an anal doctor is! Lol why do you ask? Something wrong? :S sorry i haven't got back to you sooner! I misplaced my phone after the ****** up weekend! Had a great time tho! x

29/05/07


It's NOT what it sounds like, honest!

gah, there's no point me trying to explain this one

 

[Uhtred]

"Yellow car. Xxx"

13/05/2007

gf started to play the yellow car game

edit -
Actually that isn't the oldest, i have one in my saved messages which reads

"Guessing I can't come back to yours. Wanna have s*x with you so much but you obviously want that other girl"

girl i was sort of with at the time, i got fed up with her on a night out lol

3rd of sept 2006

 

[Oddw1re]

"w0t time u cumin?"
24-02-07

 

[_dogma_]

31/07/05 - I don't think I sufficiently voiced my opinion today, you are absoloutley stunningly gorgeous...just so you know.

From my boyfriend when we first really met up. I always keep the sweet messages from him since most of the texts I get now from him are "gonna stick tea on?"

 

[Dogoid]

31/07/05 you are absoloutley stunningly gorgeous.

the devil has many guises

 

[HangTime]

most of the texts I get now from him are "gonna stick tea on?"

Sounds about right:

"Can't pick u up. Will see you at home"
-19/04/07, 17:21

 

[spoonz]

"A low cut top, a skirt with stockings and boots"

23/05/07

 

[Fantom]

if I wanted to appear cool to a bunch of geeks and wannabe sales managers, I'd lie about something a bit better than oral sex.

*n

better than oral sex!? why would you lie about counter strike!

(joke! i dont even play the game )

"we are just friends, y? xxx"

 

[chrispystix]

if I wanted to appear cool to a bunch of geeks and wannabe sales managers, I'd lie about something a bit better than oral sex.

*n

like keyboard size??

 

[Teaf]

12th Feb 05

Picture from a mate of mine, saying "NOOB!" written on some white paper

 

[iBankAllDay]

Hi there!

From: 'Hi There'
Date 12/03/2007

Odd

 

[Drawoh Tesremos]

can i cum now

from one of my students.

I had to think carefully before I answered that one.

 

[chrispystix]

From my youngest on March 27th

outstanding..........gotta love kids