The Perfect Human Animal.

Gilly said:
I'm not bald, just receding. Thats not a sign of weakness its a trade-off. A receding hairline is the price of virility.
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Its a slippery slope that hairline, but the virility thing is a myth all balding people spout :)

KaHn
 
Gilly said:
I don't even wear glasses. It is done by posting that amount of times, I would have thought that was obvious :)
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I dont wear glasses doesnt mean I dont need them, and no it was not obvious Just cant imagine anyone posting that many times

Edit - GILLBOT :)
 
KeizzerSoze said:
I dont wear glasses doesnt mean I dont need them, and no it was not obvious Just cant imagine anyone posting that many times
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Wear/need. Whatever. I have 20/20 vision.

You best start imagining :)

KeizzerSoze said:
Edit - GILLBOT :)
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Do you have a problem?
 
Messing with me by editing in a nickname people have given me? No sense of humour required because no humour was conveyed.
 
geeza said:
do have have a total opposite amongst us?
eg.

A obese, blind, asthma, agoraphobia, braces, hayfever, allergic many things, weak, poor lungs, cant run (obviously), cannot read or write, cries all the time.

There must be at least one aswell
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Drop the drug references and that could be any stereotypical geek. :p
 
KeizzerSoze said:
I apologize if I offended you in any way mate.
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Not in the least bit, takes more than that, I just didn't see that you were trying to be funny ;)
 
Gilly said:
In fact, the only 'problem' you could put me down for that I can think of off the top of my head is my colourblindness, but I'm not sure that is a weakness.
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Not a weakness per say. However Humans aren't meant to be colourblind, if you know what I mean. So it doesn't fit into the perfect current model of a human.
 
iCraig said:
Not a weakness per say. However Humans aren't meant to be colourblind, if you know what I mean. So it doesn't fit into the perfect current model of a human.
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still a defect which wouldnt be present in the perfect human.

anyway, we all know the perfect human is jessica alba. :) :p
 
JohnnyG said:
No physical afflictions = plenty of war wounds
no asthma = smokers cough instead
no braces = use belts
20/20 vision = in hindsight yes
no health issues whatsoever = no health whatsoever
No hay-fever = not in Winter
no allergies at all = feel sick if I drink more than 10 pints of lager
Strong but not over-developed = very strong, like an old cheese
good lung capacity = I can finish a Winston in 4 puffs
speed etc = sometimes, if that's all that available
A perfect specimen = good solid stools
A perfectly healthy mind = wibble
Intelligent = what's that mean?
cunning = sneaky yes
emotionally balanced = yep, all women are bonkers not just mine
No irrational fears = fear of frogs but that's not irrational
no mental issues of any kind = not anymore since my release
:)
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pmsl lmfao best one so far by miles.

brought tears to my eyes at least some ones being honest
 
Are you not just describing the criteria that would have to be filled for your idea of the perfect human?
 
Melm0 said:
Are you not just describing the criteria that would have to be filled for your idea of the perfect human?
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I haven't described any criteria. I've just given examples. If people want to turn it into a criteria list, then that's up to them, but qualifying those doesn't mean dick.
 
iCraig said:
Remember, even something as subtle as wearing glasses voids the perfect human.
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One criteria? No?

Maybe I read your original post in the wrong way.

Meh, I'm bored; watching This Morning on ITV :( Help me!
 
Melm0 said:
One criteria? No?

Maybe I read your original post in the wrong way.
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One definite criteria. Would you say humans are supposed to wear glasses?

The exact criteria list would be huge and — I'm fairly sure — impossible to pass.
 
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