Wow, nice response. That's the kind of clever retort I'd expect from a fully mature man. They should award you a medal for being so capable of such a clever remark; in fact no, no. Allow me. I'm personally going to pay for the smelting and pressing of a beautiful piece through which the most exquisite ribbon shall be fed. I was on a silent rock in the middle of space, devoid of life and meaning. There was no intelligence. There was no meaning. An asteroid came along and smashed into me. It was you. You were that asteroid. You came along and you rocked my ****ing world baby. I'm going to sing it from the roof tops. I want you to have a nobel prize. You should go into space. If I had a child, I would save you first. You are my hero.