The Shockingly Poor Super Hero Thread

Six6siX · 30 May 2006 at 00:54

The Shockingly Poor Superhero Thread

My 'poor' effort

Love the slightly muscular thigh man btw

UncleBob · 30 May 2006 at 00:55

TANGERINE
Can extend tangerine slices through back of hands.
Undiluted orange squash causes e-number induced beserker rage.
As a tangerine hybrid mutation, he is unfortunately seedless.

RandomTom · 30 May 2006 at 01:04

hmm...

Nix · 30 May 2006 at 01:12

Cabbage Man:

Will the ability of having a cabbage for a face!

Cybermyk · 30 May 2006 at 01:36

speeduk · 30 May 2006 at 01:46

Lo and behlod the invisible man.....

Gilly · 30 May 2006 at 01:53

speeduk said:
Lo and behlod the invisible man.....

Lies.

That would be an ace superpower.

Yewen · 30 May 2006 at 02:05

Stick man, the power of being so thin nobody can hit him.

Bow down to my painT skillz.

Gilly · 30 May 2006 at 02:07

Yewen said:
Bow down to my pain skillz.

Literal.

Yewen · 30 May 2006 at 02:11

It is 2am, think thats my que to call it a night.

Arpegius · 30 May 2006 at 03:58

I bring you Man Man

A superhero with the awesome strength of one man, he has the ability to lift small inanimate objects, leap small bounds and fight people smaller than him. His only weakness? Y-fronts. Man man can never allow Y-fronts to come into contact with his body so cunningly wears them on the outside of his clothes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Man Man!

PS Man Man draws his own portraits and has no paint skills