Piggymon said:Smut .... Glorious smut !!
Desmo's 'sex face'?
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**The (spam free) OcUK Kent bash 12th March 2005 - Get the details here**
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Desmo's 'sex face'?
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Piggymon said:How do you know ??!!!
Twas a question dear girl, hence the '?'
Come on enquiring minds need to know
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Actually enquiring minds are feeling slightly nausous at the idea.
Enquiring minds are now officially 'off' their dinner
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Enquiring minds are now officially 'off' their dinner
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Piggymon said:Does this mean we have to behave whilst in company ?
At least whilst I am eating
Yes
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-Laser- said:
Yep
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THE ROAD TO BOWLING GLORY
IS PAVED WITH KITKAT CARAMACS
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IS PAVED WITH KITKAT CARAMACS
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Opps, I've accidentally eaten a couple 
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The trophy says
"OcUK Kent Meet
Man of the Match 2005"
and the medals
Say
"OcUK Kent Meet
2005"
A medal will be awarded for the winner in each lane there will be an expert lane consisting of anyone who has been in a amateur bowling team or bowled more than 10 times ever.
There will be a drinkers lane for anyone who has had more than 3 pints (or eqiv) prior to the start.
The other two lanes will be drawn at random.
The Man/ Woman of the Match trophy will be awarded by a vote in the evening on the Saturday over dinner, voting forms with the names of the bowlers will be provided. Man of the Match should be marked on a mixture of style, amusement factor, dress sense and joke telling. Should a tie break be nessesary it will be a general knowledge question based on knowledge of OcUK matters.
The MBs decision is final, anyone who doesn't respect it will not be eligable for a Caramac KitKat.
Caramac KitKats will be awarded at my descretion
MB
"OcUK Kent Meet
Man of the Match 2005"
and the medals
Say
"OcUK Kent Meet
2005"
A medal will be awarded for the winner in each lane there will be an expert lane consisting of anyone who has been in a amateur bowling team or bowled more than 10 times ever.
There will be a drinkers lane for anyone who has had more than 3 pints (or eqiv) prior to the start.
The other two lanes will be drawn at random.
The Man/ Woman of the Match trophy will be awarded by a vote in the evening on the Saturday over dinner, voting forms with the names of the bowlers will be provided. Man of the Match should be marked on a mixture of style, amusement factor, dress sense and joke telling. Should a tie break be nessesary it will be a general knowledge question based on knowledge of OcUK matters.
The MBs decision is final, anyone who doesn't respect it will not be eligable for a Caramac KitKat.
Caramac KitKats will be awarded at my descretion
MB
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LynnieLeigh said:
I haven't
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Teams lists are now open and preliminary selections are in the first post of this thread. If you are not listed, please select a lane
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In the great video game tradition, I suggest the weekend contains sub games. The first one should be
The Great Underboss Tea Off
As the Underbosses are renound for their tea making skills, I think there should be judging of technique and tasting session provided by all underbosses during the weekend.
This will give us mere 'users' a chance to experience the pleasure the Dons get as they are 'serviced' by their minions.
Best cup of tea, as voted for by the pannel gets a KitKat Caramac.
(Underbosses may provide their own tea/ pot if they feel this will influence the vote)
MB
The Great Underboss Tea Off
As the Underbosses are renound for their tea making skills, I think there should be judging of technique and tasting session provided by all underbosses during the weekend.
This will give us mere 'users' a chance to experience the pleasure the Dons get as they are 'serviced' by their minions.
Best cup of tea, as voted for by the pannel gets a KitKat Caramac.
(Underbosses may provide their own tea/ pot if they feel this will influence the vote)
MB
The Teams
Old Pros Lane (experienced bowlers)
Feek
Desmo
Davey_Pitch
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Drunks Lane (3 drink minimum pre match)
Matblack
Mr Otacon
Piggymon
SKILL
8 I3ALL
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Amateurs Lane (Bowled less than x10 ever!)
SCM
Andy100
Tiggy (by special request)
Berserker
wozzizname
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Middle Lane (the rest)
LynnieLeigh
Thats how it currently stands, I need an idea of where the following people want to be. Its first come first served so get in early or you WILL be allocated a position (within the next few hours)!
Freefaller
HangTime
GSXRMovistar
HardHuddy
Freak_boy
Altered corpse
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Old Pros Lane (experienced bowlers)
Feek
Desmo
Davey_Pitch
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Drunks Lane (3 drink minimum pre match)
Matblack
Mr Otacon
Piggymon
SKILL
8 I3ALL
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Amateurs Lane (Bowled less than x10 ever!)
SCM
Andy100
Tiggy (by special request)
Berserker
wozzizname
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Middle Lane (the rest)
LynnieLeigh
Thats how it currently stands, I need an idea of where the following people want to be. Its first come first served so get in early or you WILL be allocated a position (within the next few hours)!
Freefaller
HangTime
GSXRMovistar
HardHuddy
Freak_boy
Altered corpse
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If I have my projector by the Saturday we will have Gran Tourismo 4 on the wall 7 foot wide on the Saturday evening. I'm trying to get CommanderSpike to come down for the weekend and bring the pj with him
Also I have two wireless laptops and a wireless network available for uploading pics and reports to OcUK
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Also I have two wireless laptops and a wireless network available for uploading pics and reports to OcUK
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Otacon said:
H says yes you may come to our abode on the Saturday evening after Old Orleans for civilised conversation, Playstationing and tea making.
We do try to keep our house non smoking so I am afraid smokers will have to go in the garden. Those with cat allergies may also wish to bring an NBC suit and gas mask!
MB
Desmo, you won't actually see a cat and there are no carpets in our front room so you are unlikely to feel the effects unless you are very very athsmatic or allergic. However if you want to sit outside and fondle Piggy then thats OK just try and avoid the spy cameras and blackmail photos
MB
just try and avoid the spy cameras and blackmail photos MB
Desmo said:
You wanted to go toe to toe with Feek! Now's your chance!
MB
I certainly don't have 20 chairs!Berserker said:Another wireless laptop available from here if you think there will be a need (although I suspect most people will be too busy drinking).
Don't smoke, and no probs with cats here - just hope you have plenty of chairs.
2 recliners (1 broken but useable)
1 other chair
A futon which seats 4
Lots of floor space and I might aquire some more cushions to spread around before the event
I think two laptops will be fine, but people might want to surf the net if I'm not around in the morning and they are staying or turn up on the doorstep before I get up on Saturday
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Davey_Pitch said:You sure you're not confusing him with me?
Actually I think Desmo wanted some coaching from Feek, so he would probably like your input as well
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Davey_Pitch said:
I don't understand football but you can bring it down if you like
MB
A little light reading before the event?
Preaching the power of positive bowling? Do we think this might be an American publication?
Good Lord, Google image search can throw up some wierd stuff
http://www.juelich.de/schwarzgelb/bilder_bowling.html
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Preaching the power of positive bowling? Do we think this might be an American publication?
Good Lord, Google image search can throw up some wierd stuff
http://www.juelich.de/schwarzgelb/bilder_bowling.html
MB
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