“The toilet is broken.”

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you would have thought the astronauts would have put a "Do not open" sign on the door just in case someone forgot, but i guess that goes out of the window when theres a floater.
 
I hope nothing goes out of the window. Even if it were a floater that would be very bad in space. :p

PS - there's no door either. :p
 
I wonder what would happen if one of them did a poo, it appeared to go down, but it started to float about, and while it floated around the astronaut was asleep with their mouth open?
 
Lydzor said:
Does this mean the ship now has a poop deck? :o
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TAXI!!! :D

bum said:
I wonder if one farts in space, the jet of air would actually push you forward?
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Yes, it certainly will, though the forces involved will be pretty small unless you're prone to supersonic expulsions. :D

BigglesPiP said:
I thought only the #1s disposal was broken and #2s still function correctly.
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Well it's more of a plumbing malfunction than actually broken, but otherwise correct. Of course that won't stop the poop jokes. :)
 
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This thread reminds me of when I was trying to impress a girl whilst I was at university. One night, I went to a party at her place with a bunch of other people. I'd had a bit too much to drink and stuff, and had to use the toilet to bring it all back up. After doing so, I tried flushing the toilet but the handle broke in my hand, and the cistern was some enclosed thingy so I couldn't even lift off the lid to make it work by hand.

I had to not only tell her I'd thrown up but that I'd also busted her bog by barfing in it. Strangely enough, I never got very far with her at all after that night.
 
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