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The wait is killing me - Did I get a real steal of a deal.....

Yer Da Sells Avon!

You from "Norn Iron" per chance? :D
Haha it's Scottish m9

Don't forget Yer Maw Punt's Coonsil
Scottish insult: "your mother is a drug dealer"

Counterpart to "yer da sells avon". Often used in verbal attacks, can also be used in retaliation to previous insult.

Yer = your
Maw = mother
Punt = sell/offload
Coonsil = council; cheap, very low quality drugs (usually cocaine) typically prepared in someone's kitchen/basement

Oh and yer nan's a welder!
 
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@GaryTheSnail @subbytna

Oh there's also "Yer Da does 5 yard sprints in Sports Direct when he's tryin on new trainers!"
"Yer maw steals snow men's noses for her lentil soup!"

Sorry OP for the highjack, but it was important!
 
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That's a bit crap from Avon! lol If anything it's promoting the brand lol
The funny thing was, at the time their sales genuinely went up as it was in a local paper hahaha!

Oh and the original song if you're game :cry: The most painful 1min 34secs of your life trust!
It's worth listening for the end bit I wont spoil the surprise hahaha
 
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