I could have done lots of things today, but last minute, with very little planning and some nerves about my ankle that I twisted on my hike last weekend, I parked up at the National Trust car park at Rosthwaite. I was feeling a little trepidation, as I was really banking on having at least another 7 days rest for my ankle to heal before my next hike, but given a forecast of cloud with sun later, I had to take the opportunity, particularly as Sunday’s weather forecast was looking worse.
As I closed my car door, I could not have foreseen that this was the driest I’d feel for at least another 6 hours…
That weather forecast was grimly optimistic and it started raining almost immediately on the ascent to Grange Fell. It was a bit of a windy path, snaking through some trees at low level and thinning out on top. I passed a man whom I’d seen in the car park, sheltering under a tree, who told me that he hoped this would be the last shower of the day. I smiled wryly, but I’m pretty sure he’s still there waiting for the rain to stop…I sheltered with him briefly to take off an underlayer as it was a bit too hot with my waterproof over the top and set off along the path, further and further from any prospect of shelter.
The path was wet, rocky and muddy; a triumvirate of my favourite footpath conditions. The rain came down hard now, thankfully with the wind at my back so it was never in my face, but my backpack raincover went on and I eventually reached the summit, which consisted of some scattered rocky outcrops and some pleasant views in most directions. These rocks offered no shelter from the rain so I pressed on and my walking poles were now an essential must-have autumn accessory, because whilst it wasn’t steep at any point, it was incredibly slippery almost everywhere. The footpaths were either slick with sodden mud, or covered with smooth, slippery rocks that invariably angled downwards, tempting the sole of your boot to ease its grip.
The rain came and went and I tried to keep my hood down whenever possible during breaks in the rain, just to try to dry my face out a little bit. I could only use my phone to navigate sparingly as it became increasingly difficult to keep the screen dry, which proved to be a little frustrating at times, as it wasn’t always clear as to where the path was supposed to go, as I crossed the wetlands towards Great Crag. I was slightly amused at one point to see a baby’s dummy hanging from a wooden keyring that was clipped to a fence adjacent to a gate. Mystified, I took a photo of it and took the path to the left that was now “paved” to navigate through more of the wetlands and prevent further footpath errosion. The path was submerged(!) in lots of places as it wound round to the top of Great Crag, and after a few missed turnings, a two second exposure to the sun (that immediately clouded over again), I made the summit.
On another day, it would have been a very pretty view, but the cloudbase was low and kept on rolling in from the west with frequent showers. My trousers were thoroughly soaked through after having walked through a mixture of bog and bracken, with all the moisture brushing off onto my lower legs, soaking my trousers and filling up my boots from the top. First the right foot started squelching, followed quickly by the left until both socks were soaked through. I kept trying to avoid the bogs where I could, but it stopped mattering after 3 miles and I stopped caring about it after 4 miles (under a stubborn delusion that the situation might improve).
The “path” was vague for pretty much the next 4 km or so, particularly after leaving the pretty Dock Tarn cauldron and out onto the boggy ascent to Ullscarf. I submerged my boots on multiple occasions, stopping briefly to talk to an older lady in denim shorts and some boots that looked like they were new back in the 60s. She was pleasant to talk to and she was doing the reverse of the route I was doing, having initially ascended up Eagle Crag. There were two false dawns that looked deceptively like the summit, Low Saddle, followed predictably by High Saddle, where the rain cleared momentarily to permit some translucent views across to Blea Tarn and High Tove to the north. Eventually I crossed a wire fence and trudged over towards the Ullscarf summit that was marked by a small pile of rocks (it would be too generous really to call it a cairn). As Wainwright describes in his third book covering the Central Fells, the summit of Ullscarf is “quite featureless and inexpressibly dreary” – proving my adage again that the best views aren’t always from the top.
The rain had eased, though there was a brisk wind, I decided to stop momentarily to eat a tomato, cheese and broccoli mini-quiche! In keeping with the conditions of the day, it was cold and watery, but provided a good boost to my sapping energy levels. Having only covered around 8km or so, I felt a little pressure to pick up the pace a little to try and make back some of the lost time in navigating the slow boggy sections. The descent off Ullscarf was again via a vague path that soon turned irredeemably boggy until I reached a paved section near Greenup Edge, which is a rocky escarpment at the southern end of the Greenup Gill valley.
I started now seeing a steady stream of fell-runners, each wearing an orange transponder and competition number. I crossed their path wondering whether there was an event on and cross the southern end of the valley ridge, to continue on a steady descent towards Sergeants Crag. It looked like a short rocky scramble was on the cards to attain the summit, but as I approached there was a clear path to the rocky pinnacle, having long lost any appetite to get engaged with a scramble. The Bessyboot ridges to the west were occasionally bathed in watery, patchy sunlight, and I took my photos from my buttressed heights and descended downwards to Eagle Crag. My trousers had actually dried out at Ullscarf, but the resumption of the rain from Greenup Edge eroded my spirits again, as I sloshed my way towards my final Wainwright of the day.
After erroneously crossing a ladder stile, and then immediately crossing it back again, I caught the final muddy path to the summit. It was from here that the weather dried out again and the steep rocky flanks of Ullscarf showed their beauty, in stark contrast to the view from above them. There were numerous ravines, scree falls and browning autumnal bracken that textured its well defended summit crag, with the now audible flows of Greenup Gill at its base, with a stoney path tracking its way through the valley.
The final descent of the day was a little bit off-piste, with no obvious path to descend. I took a direct approach but soon came up against some steep grassy crags that I really didn’t fancy sliding down on my bum. Instead I kept tracking back north through the thick bracken, crossing the occasional stream, until the grassy slopes slackened off and followed a boggy waterway down towards the main stream. The path was across to the other side of the stream, so after some careful scouting southwards, I managed to find a non-treacherous crossing point, and not really caring at this point whether I submerged my boots in its fast flowing current, I stepped onto the opposite path and again was greeted by a steady stream of fell-runners. I chatted briefly to one of the runners who told me that he was competing in the “7 Valleys” 50 mile ultra marathon, which starts at Ambleside and snakes its route round to eventually finish at Keswick. There was also a 115 mile version that was running concurrently, the “13 Valleys”.
I have nothing but admiration for the beleaguered entrants, but absolutely zero desire to do anything like that myself in the future. My quest for completing the Wainwrights is driven purely to better my mental health, get me out of my house on the weekends, with a healthy goal to aim for. Having started over a year ago, my confidence and experience in hiking the Lakeland fells has improved no end, and though I still struggle with my fear of heights, the satisfaction I have after each successful hike is very rewarding, with each a mini adventure. I do not want to complete the Wainwrights at all costs, nor complete them in double quick time just for the sake of having done it. I want to enjoy them; I don’t want to rush them.
I must have said about a hundred “well done and good luck for the rest” to the fell runners, most of whom were walking with a grimace at this point, but I didn’t envy them, knowing how much they had to endure just to get to the top of this section at Greenup Edge (via Lining Crag, as opposed to the way I had come). One of the runners made me chuckle as they exclaimed to their companion: “I never want to see another stone in all of my life” – I could empathise. The path down the valley was stoney, required maximum concentration and zero distractions, if I were to avoid twisting another ankle. There were also multiple stream crossings, until it eventually levelled out and deposited me back to my car in Rosthwaite.
Some key stats from the day: 18 km, 890 m ascent, two soaked hiking boots, one tomato, cheese and broccoli quiche, 56 seconds of direct sunlight and upwards of 15 million muddy puddles negotiated.
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