The worlds WORST jokes in here please.

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noticed we didnt have one for the worst, lamest crappiest jokes ever told. and im genuinely curious to see how inventively bad they can be...


allow me to begin...






What did Bob Marley say when his wife left him and took the satellite dish?











No woman, no sky!

 

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A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

so far that gets my vote

 

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im starting to be rather afraid of what I have put in motion here...

[FnG]magnolia

afraid yours was rubbish as I spat my coke out laughing. !

 

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OK, if someone needs really bad joke - read a joke from another culture No guarantee that works here, but...

What's that: small, black, is knocking the window ?
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A kid inside the oven.

my favourite so far purely as i just plain wasnt expecting ... that!

 

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I actually lol'd

dont feel too bad, i did ooooo.