The Worst comic book superheroes - Warning possible nerd talk inside

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I'm trying to think of the worst superhero characters ever invented - I.e. which either have non-existent powers or just simply crap ones.

The can be any superhero from any universe.

Mine would have to be: Aquaman, The Phantom and Squirrel Girl.



P.s. I'm not a Comic book officinardo - just bored. :)
 
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Batman....hes just some guy in a bat suit that has...rock climbing powers...sword fighting powers..martial arts powers..pfff superhero my arse! :D :p
 
Exentia said:
Batman....hes just some guy in a bat suit that has...rock climbing powers...sword fighting powers..martial arts powers..pfff superhero my arse! :D :p

Yeah i think he just took a concoction of steroids and other drugs to make himself stronger
 
ben_j_davis said:
Yeah i think he just took a concoction of steroids and other drugs to make himself stronger

I don't like batman either... any multi-billionaire would be able to afford all the gadgets/vehicles/batman suits that would make him into Batman!

Bruce Wayne = Super Rich NOT Super Hero!
 
Absolutely ludicrous! Giving the Batman verbals - it's a disgrace. Compare Super-Rich Batman to Super-Rich Blue Beetle - now you know the difference between Batman and just some dude with lots of money and gadgets. Batman is also super-clever.....the same trait that makes Lex Luthor a super-villain - that, and his haircut.

And Spiderman.....a veritable god among humans. People are spoilt on Superman, so if you can't lift a building above your head, you're a wimp!

Aquaman was brilliant. Brilliant orange. On land he was pants, but put him in water with a couple of whales to back him up.... ;)

I have to agree with earlier comments about Walter - the most useless comic book characters, along with him, are Plug from the Bash Street Kids and the wee Jock from the Jocks and the Geordies.

And don't diss Bananaman either. Or Eric.
 
Exentia said:
Batman....hes just some guy in a bat suit that has...rock climbing powers...sword fighting powers..martial arts powers..pfff superhero my arse! :D :p

Anyone who can kick the crap out of superman is a superhero in my book :p :D

Now if you had said Robbin i would agree, he's just lame.
 
ben_j_davis said:
The problem is Superman is the ultimate superhero, he cannot be beaten (other than with Kryptonite.)

Or magic, i just feel that since the early days of Superman his strength has come on to how it should be...

He can easily withstand nuclear blasts, walk in the sun with no injury, withstand adamantium cutting lasers (Reed Richards) without any injury whatsoever, withstood a force of 1million nuclear weapons (along with Doomsday). And possibly his greatest feat of strength is pushing war world :D

I dont care what anyone says Superman is better than any other superhero's

>| Raoh |<
 
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