The zombie apocalypse has begun...sort of, well not really

[SixTwoSix]

Sensationalist thread title aside, I was thinking similar silly things as I read my facebook feed this morning. I assume we're allowed to link facebook.

Basically someone got agitated on a flight into Dublin, bit someone else and subsequently died. Now a second person from the same flight has been taken into hospital.

Aer Lingus: Man Dies After Biting and Attacking Passengers on Airplane, Reports Say
https://www.facebook.com/topic/Aer-Lingus/103751736330063

 

[Tefal]

rabies?

 

[Scania]

Link has been removed, if it's too silly for Faceache it must be a load of ****.

 

[the shadow]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/19/man-24-dies-on-board-dublin-bound-aer-lingus-flight

 

[Luggs]

Probably tastier than the food served on Airplanes...

 

[Hades]

So... A likely unwell man bites someone and then dies after being restrained. A second man is taken to hospital, presumably because of the bite and because it won't be obvious why the first person died.





Or... zombie apocolypse is on the way!

 

[FloppyPoppy]

How great would it be if the guy died from ingesting ( If he did in fact ingest any at all ) the other mans blood.

*Gets angry so tries to cause pain by biting man* DED

 

[Schlong&Stable]

As Tefal said, Rabies. That said, I would welcome a zombie apocalypse. It would deal with the obesity crisis.

 

[RyanF]

Poop through let-.. Oh, it isn't one of those threads

 

[Mat]

Poop through let-.. Oh, it isn't one of those threads

Oh don't let that stop you! Pooping through a letterbox does not suffer from such boundaries.

 

[Schlong&Stable]

Ahh, the "poop through letterbox" meme. The last preserve of the unoriginal and unfunny. I'm expecting it will soon get into the material of that god-awful Miranda.

 

[Cosimo]

Did the dog poop or bite, that is the question...

 

[robfosters]

Ahh, the "poop through letterbox" meme. The last preserve of the unoriginal and unfunny.

You're thinking of Michael McIntyre.

 

[Twirlywoos]

Man posts 626 pieces of turd through the letterbox of his neighbour after he doscovered he was responsible for creating silly facebook threads on a computer forum

 

[Edrof]

So...should I start stockpiling bottle caps yet?

 

[Sandycheeks]

So...should I start stockpiling bottle caps yet?

I'm stockpiling Twinkies!

 

[Edrof]

I'm stockpiling Twinkies!

No need: they last forever and nobody else will eat them...

 

[RyanF]

So...should I start stockpiling bottle caps yet?

You haven't yet started? My God you have some catching up to do fella!

 

[Edrof]

You haven't yet started? My God you have some catching up to do fella!

Instead, I have spent my time building power armour - that way I can take everyone else's caps! Muhahahha.

 

[J.T]

If only!...