Theo Walcott's sister

[CliffyBiro]

Probably better than Theo on the pitch too.

Arsenal fans MUST adopt the chant "We'd rather have your sister"

 

[Jonny69]

Typical girl in this country just has a awful conditioned body, flab or so called "curves" haha yeah okkk, and awful skin, covered in make up, spends there life just going out getting wrecked and banged every night.

You forgot spotty arms. Gross-out fat girl syndrome.

 

[Cosimo]

After a couple of pints, I would

I’d give her the two pints and leave.

 

[BennyC]

You forgot spotty arms. Gross-out fat girl syndrome.

One of my female friends at uni had a word for this. Where the arms are sort of red and patchy.

Something to do with beef? maybe corned beef? ahhh nevermind.