There mutating!

[Greenlizard0]

its all the hormones in the McDonalds they keep eating lol

MW

Oddly enough isn't that why land marauding sea gulls are so fat. They're constantly eating edible rubbish we drop.

I know what the OP means, their bodies are the size of medium domestic cats, not nice when flying at head level.

 

[Buffman]

Stair

I raise you 1
Bear

 

[A.N.Other]

Stair

Lair

... for the freshly mutated seagulls to live in.

 

[willhub]

Flying cats? Not flaying rats now eh?

 

[Artest]

Where?

 

[SourChipmunk]

Fun with s'gulls...

At beach with brother and family. Brother drove dark blue Ford Thunderbird. Large amount of s'gulls in area. Bag of Doritos gets dumped on car. S'gulls attack Doritos. Five minutes later car is covered white with s'gull poo. Laughter fills the air from all but one person.

 

[Schnippzle]

Lair

... for the freshly mutated seagulls to live in.

Those seagulls certainly have a lot of FLAIR.

 

[Sanguinnus]

Stair

BEAR?

 

[Buffman]

BEAR?

I don't care for your reposts

 

[LordSplodge]

They're!

Pear

 

[Ben M]

DARE

 

[Darg]

Where?
There on the stair!
Where on the stair?
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair

 

[Shicky]

They're!

Pear

highfive good sir, I like the one previously who tried to correct it and got it wrong by saying 'their mutating' - great work

 

[Buffman]

DARE

Somebody get this guy a taxi Fair

 

[Shicky]

Somebody get this guy a taxi Fair

isn't it fare?

 

[Nitefly]

Somebody get this guy a taxi Fair

.... to a church to say a Prayer?

 

[Buffman]

isn't it fare?

Oh shi. *leaves*

 

[MookJong]

Lionel Blair....sized seagulls?

 

[BigglesPiP]

There are multiple different species of Seagull you know.

 

[gareth.e]

Lionel Blair....sized seagulls?

I can't think of anything so I will just say Pear!