Thieves really are tedious!

Zico · 29 Mar 2015 at 20:32

If you go to meet them, make sure you have people in your home before you go. Who's to say that they don't know where you live and, locks changed or not, will break in when you leave to meet up with them.

Bes · 18 Apr 2015 at 11:08

So...... What happened?!!!

Deep · 18 Apr 2015 at 11:22

Which pub in Shoreditch was it?

Efour · 18 Apr 2015 at 11:40

Go if you want the bag back, Well you will get it back anyway no ?

Buy the dude a bottle os ASDA vodka and job done ?

He is hardly going to stab you....

,,,You might fall in love.

fatiain · 18 Apr 2015 at 12:19

Take the Po-Po with you.

Devrij · 18 Apr 2015 at 13:09

fatiain said:
Take the Po-Po with you.

Amen, and definitely be careful in case they are luring you out of the house so they can break in.

I would take an officer or large friend and check it out though. If you have a chance at getting your stuff back or at least finding the scrotum who took it.

LeeUK · 18 Apr 2015 at 13:39

Someone broke into someones house down the street (well the home owner left the door unlocked) and stole his washing machine. Some £500 jobbie. Turned out they stole it just to scrap as it was found on the back of one of those transit tipper ***** trucks. Would have been worth more selling it as a used machine on Gumtree/etc.

Gerard · 18 Apr 2015 at 19:59

Bump for closure!

Tommyzz · 18 Apr 2015 at 21:04

LeeUK said:
Someone broke into someones house down the street (well the home owner left the door unlocked) and stole his washing machine. Some £500 jobbie. Turned out they stole it just to scrap as it was found on the back of one of those transit tipper ***** trucks. Would have been worth more selling it as a used machine on Gumtree/etc.

Hahahaha, who goes in to someone's house to just steal a washing machine. Surely there are more valuable things that aren't such a p*ss take to rob!.

Also, I never understand why people put their wallets in their backpocket. So silly.

Shampoo · 19 Apr 2015 at 03:53

Destination · 19 Apr 2015 at 07:08

Plot twist, OP is currently residing in multiple black bin liners

Dis86 · 19 Apr 2015 at 08:15

Hikari Kisugi said:
Plot twist, OP is currently residing in multiple black bin liners

That's what I was going with or...

You're my wife now

Destination · 19 Apr 2015 at 08:20

Ah yes, he rubs the lotion on his skin, or else he gets the hose again!

Skidder · 19 Apr 2015 at 08:46

Sorry, I've been in Texas. I arranged to handover to a mate in the very public reception of his business as I was in Qatar. That was agreed at £75 through a long winded text conversation where the guy didn't break character as the friend of a plucky homeless man. Extortionist didn't show. I presume he had a better offer. No response to the follow up and police have finally jumped into action a month late.

Locks changed, car key blocked (both first morning) and insurance in process. On the bright side I am typing this from my new Surface 3 Pro

Breathe in. Breathe out. Move on.

Edrof · 19 Apr 2015 at 09:19

Well at least no physical harm came to you or yours, Skidder.