Thieves?

As previously mentioned, reminiscent of Harry Enfields Michael Payne character.

With my new binoculars I was able to observe the old woman at number 42 fall down in agony, and its a good thing that I did, she was there for four days until someone found her.

Or something to that effect :p
 
-Ad- said:
I'm fluent in Polish so please do not swear.;)
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Christ almighty, I put my foot in it there. I thought there were only a couple of people that spoke poilsh on here, not a DON.

I'm a 3rd generation. Yourself ? Don PolskiCat I shall call you :D

So what is it about their head shapes that gives them all away?
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The polish shaped head of course :D

Being around poles my whole life is probably the main reason I can tell, but they just seem to have that distinctive look, usually being built like a brick **** house :)
 
Mucky_Pup said:
I'd go tell the people who's back garden they went into.
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Can just see how that would go down.

Hi, I saw someone looking around your house, checking to see if your back gate is locked same with your garage. Oh they were also checking out your car.

Did you call the police?

Nah, I just sat there and watched it all happen then post on the internet about it.


If I saw someone suspicious looking around neighbours gardens/cars, I'd be straight on the phone to the police. Unless they were looking to steal a certain brown Escort from our car park, then I'd be tempted to let them so I could park properly for once ;)
 
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