Things that make you happy to be alive.

[sigma]

Phantom poos brighten up my day.

 

[sports_brah]

See, that's why I love you. You just get it dude.

I've not found much that beats that if I'm honest. Right up there with exploring the Portuguese coast on off road motorbikes.

Getting your back scratched is the best feeling ever. Genuinely, I can't think of many things that makes me feel so relaxed.

BRB gf coming round
BRB snuggling up
BRB back being scratched without being asked
BRB so relaxed and warm
BRB falling asleep due to being so relaxed.
BRB
BRB

I don't even care how that is perceived.

 

[Cosimo]

My wife's smile.

 

[sports_brah]

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My old lawn. Many pints of blood, sweat, tears and cum went into her. She loved me and I loved her back. There is nothing more rewarding than having your lawn thank you for exercising impeccable lawn care.

Jesus.

How much time did you waste on that?!

Sit on mower + fast speed + strimmer = neat and clean without being anal.

 

[Maccapacca]

Foreplay

 

[On Holiday]

Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentation of their women.

 

[TommyV]

My beautiful girlfriend

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Ahh, lady palm and her 5 daughters are always a delightful treat.

 

[Scuzi]

Jesus.

How much time did you waste on that?!

Not a second.