Things to do before you die

indeed! very strange how quite a few happened in a relatively short time, after 20+ years of nothing. But anyway, they'd all be happy to know that their deaths were good.
for me.
by that, i mean that its made me better.
Not that i'm better because they're dead
because i loved them all
but they've made me see more
not that i didn't see anything when they were alive, they were awesome
but now

now i'll shut up
 
Phate said:
Moose - shagging a girl, your on top....just before she climaxes you bring your hands to your head (open palmed) and put your thumbs on your temples and shout "MOOOOOOOOOSE"

This HAS been done. The look on their faces is priceless :D - When me and my mates went to spain we all pulled on the same night, all you heard throughout the house at various times was "mooooose"


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Spiderman - blast it in your hand and fling it in her face shouting "GO WEB GO"
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I heard moose was different then that. But I like that version too :p





I hope this is allowed if not delete -


When two guys are at both ends of a lady friend, pig on spit style. Both men hold there hands up to there heads, fingers spread, moose antler like. One looks to the other and says "I am the moose". The other looks and says "No, I am the moose". They both then lock horns, whilst roasting their female friend.
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DUDE if you can afford to do all this stuff go travelling. I wonder if you are aware of 'where the hell is matt' if not search on youtube for it. You will be inspired.
 
lozzick said:
DUDE if you can afford to do all this stuff go travelling. I wonder if you are aware of 'where the hell is matt' if not search on youtube for it. You will be inspired.
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Matt Harding is one of the coolest people ever!
 
Yeah. BTW phate i really like your list, its quite origional, individual and achievable. So it ticks all the right boxes! (though some amusing ones which aren't quite so)
 
#1 for me is to see the Aurora Borealis
#2 is to go to the jungle
#3 is to assert my dominance as head of bears worldwide, by beating the leader of the bears at any given time
 
My mates list...(warning, he's a bit of a loon)


1) Start a revolution and take over britain, destroying the monarchy and all who stand in my way.
2) Skydiving, just one thing ive always wanted to do
3) Bend a spoon with just my mind.... ive tried it so many times but i jus end up with a hed ache lol
4)Spend the night in a cell... doesnt matter what for its just on the list
5)Get on the tele for some reason and just moon the nation... dont tell me u wouldnt do it
6)Get a tatoo done, but not yet cos if your muscles grow after u get it done it will just stretch and look complete poo. duno wt i want done yet anyway.
7) Build me own house from scratch. That *** be 1 of th best achievements ever.
8) Get all six numbers on the lottery (got a good feeling about this weeks numbers)
9)Dive into the huge pile of cuddly toys in the disney store (but ONLY wen its full of ppl otherwise it wont be worth it)
10) Finish this list of 100 things to do before i die
11) ride in a helicopter (preferably 1 i own but hey lets not be picky, a helicopters a helicopter)
12) Go to New York
13) Be alive at the moment its announced that the world is at peace (then probly ruin it with my revolution)
14) Learn how to play poker, and then play strip poker with a load of women and win
15) Learn to cook, not any cookin but learn how to do real quality cookin like the chefs on tele
16) Stay in a world famous 5 star hotel.
17) Get a dog, still cant decide between a german shepard and a st. bernard tho
18) get into a pub as soon as it opens an stay until it closes, thts th plan for me 19th... like it. has to be a pub tht serves food aswell or we'll just end up in hospital or sumin.
19) learn to fry a egg properly, for sum reson they always end up retarded
20) destroy sony, ill leave them alone if they stop makin playstations, ps1 was a masterpiece i still play tht with great pride, ps2 was **** and ps3 is th most overated pile of crap ive ever known, only reson i mite even consider gettin 1 is if they remake final fantasy 7 an now i dnt even think thts gna happen
21) Eat pasgetti bolognaise with my hands in a rely fancy restaurant jus to see sum of th looks u get
22) Eat a curry with my hands in a rely fancy restaurant jus to see sum of the looks you get
23) Buy a donkey
24) Sit kyla down and explain to her my north star/south star theory (shes being quite stubborn about it and doesnt even wana listen but im right. i bloody know it)
25) Get a tiling qualification
26) Get a plumbing qualification (but not as important as the others)
27) Get a basic electrician qualification
28) Learn to drive. its probly gna be a while lol
29) When the country is under mine and my commanding officers control i will have the ghostbusters theme tune played by mcfly and announce it the new national anthem
30) Go to sum sort of theme park or sumin, thts rite ive never actually bin
31) go to a concert or sumin kool like tht aint bin 2 1 of them either
32) Move out of essex for good and when i do i wont regret it
33) This is a weird 1 but if u understand it u'll agree its a good 1. When sumin rely rely great happens in a pub like win the world cup or sumin shout out at the top of me voice "im buyin everyone in here a pint" an let every1 cheer an get their hopes up an that. Actually order A pint and leave it on the bar with 20 or whatever straws in. an wen ppl ask jus point to it an say "look ive just bought u all a pint what more do ya want."
34) MOTORBIKE, gona get 1. gona get a lisence. gona love it.
35) Watch all 6 starwars films 1 straight after the other, only leavin th room for snacks and beers and quik toilet trips
36) the same thing as number 35 but with the lord of the rings films
37) Go to Italy
38) Go to the E3 show in los angeles
39) Complete the marathon
40) Buy a cheap lil mini an knock th crap out of it
41) Be batman. hes so kool. and he bones catwoman
42) Buy a cheap lil volkswagon beetle an knock the crap out of it.
43) At least find out if its possible to have my book about the chosen ones adventures published. when ive finished all of it anyway.
44) Finish "the chosen ones"
45) Buy the reeeeeeely big hammer me an jake saw in travis perkins.
46) Climb the reeeeeeeely big kool pylon with all th big satelite dishes on me an jake saw on the way to gareths.
47) Play with some gorrilas. theyre so kool.
48) Save somebodies life
49) Throw an apple at gareth.... no real purpose to it just sumin i thought of doing
50) This 1 might be pushing it a bit but 1 day. far far far far far from now i might have kids. not on me own of corse. it is a team effort. woooo go team. and wt a team it will be
51) Arrrr number 51. this 1s gna be obvious. get into area 51 and find out if they rely do keep aliens in there
52) Ride a camel
53) Get 5 more ppl to start a "list of 100 things to do" (jake and his list doesnt count because he had started it before i thought of this. and that would be breaking the rules of the list)
54) Buy or win a fridge FULL of beer. i duno where u buy them but its gota be sumwhere.
55) In the really tall buildings like big offices wit about 60 or 70 sumin floors. start at the bottom and take the stairs the whole way up. the building has to be the tallest 1 i can find or it doesnt count.
56) in the pubs that give you the jugs of beer with about 6 pints in it. drink the whole jug in under 5 mins. has to be at least 6 pints.
57) Eat a 1lb burger, not a 1/4lb not a 1/2 lb but a 1lb burger.
58) COMPLETE A RUBIX CUBE. without just swapping the stickers around.
59) Get over 1200 bricks down in a day.
60) Learn the rules of the poxy snooker game, and have to play it aswell without askin wt do i hit next just to prove i know wt im doing.
61) Moose a girl (for more information on moosing. please ask)
62) Beat a lie detector
63) Go to a drive in movie
64) Learn how to open a bottle of wine
65) Have a 2 hours long SENSIBLE conversation. that means no jokes or sarcasm. (that 1 might be pushing it a bit but we'll give it a go. got me whole life to try it)
66) Scuba diving (im pretty sure thts how u spell it, but when ive wrote number 66 im pretty drunk so i cant make sure im spelling good)
67) Learn every word to every song in nightmare before christmas
68) Vote mordor
69) Reeeeeeeeeeeee number 69 reeeee. anyway. build 1 of them 3d puzzles (ive ALWAYS ALWAYS wanted to try doing 1 of them)
70) Find out the secrets behind chutney. hmmmmmmm.
71) Try out for x-factor with my koolio duet buddies, and we also all have to perform a song as a group.
72) Sit on th big statues lap in chelmsford.
73) PAINTBALL. i cant believe it took me till number 73 to think of that one.
74) Me an the geeks go out for a day to somewhere really busy like liverpool street for a whole day. We all go our seperate ways and ponce money off ppl all day, then all meet up at the end of the day and see whos got the most money. :D should be good trampy fun.
75) Ask a reeeeeeeeally fit bird to sit on my face.
76) Save up about £20 in coppers an take a cuple of ppl out to the cinema an obviously pay using the coppers.
77) Travel the whole distance through a car park without turning left or right, yes this involves climbing over any cars that i come across.
78) Die happy
79) Get 100 comments from other people on my space.
80) Transform. (yer i bet u love that 1 dont ya gareth you transformers obsessed...... weirdo)
81) Go out for the night in a bus limo. sod th dressin up bit but a bus limo would be sweet
82) Trust life to a navigational system. (might think twice before doing that one)
83) Get a blue peter badge..... dont even try telling me you dont want one.
84) Strip pool. Gota get some practice in i dont intend on losing.
85) Plan A
86) In pizza hut when im rich an in the mood for a laugh and the waitress asks what do i want. just hand her the menu and say ill have that. It could go one of two ways, she could either sell me the menu for a couple of quid ooooorrrrr she could bring me 1 of everything written down in the menu.
87) Face fear of clowns. Theyre so messed up in the head.
88) Whatever unlucky woman that gets stuck with me. Express my feeling of inturruption whilst watching tele. Just to see the reaction. (i wont say the exact words that will ruin the surprise)
89) Visit the farm museum
90) Come up with a whole comic book style story of beer man and his sidekick lager boy. (I'm lager boy btw ;))
91) Empty out a bin into somebodies convertable
92) See funny funny man Ross Noble perform LIVE!!!!
93) See england win the world cup.
94) Drive a corvette OR a monster truck. (either will do to get this crossed off)
95) Buy £100 of dog food all at one time. Dog food - £100... Memory - Priceless
96) Fire your own boss.
97) Have my very own urinal installed into the bathroom in my future house. (that would be one of the koolest things ever)
98) Volunteer meself into a nuthouse, this is for 2 reasons... 1- i could do with sum therapy. 2- well its a nice cheap break away from home isnt it :D
99) destroy all onions in the world... every single one..... there shall be no survivors
100) BEAT SATAN. 1 day he will attack and on that day i will prove my immortality... he will try to kill us all and take our souls but he'll get to me an realised hes ****** up cos im gona kik the **** outta th creature. I AM IMMORTAL AND I FIGHT FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD.

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Yeah, he's a tad disturbed :p
 
lozzick said:
Yeah. BTW phate i really like your list, its quite origional, individual and achievable. So it ticks all the right boxes! (though some amusing ones which aren't quite so)
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hehe cheers dude. Mostly done with tongue in cheek really but it'd be fun to try all those! :)
 
As usual, skydiving appears again and again! Go and do it.... And not a bloody tandem, get AFF level 1 done. (1st solo jump - 1 minute freefall, learn much more, better experience and not any/much more expensive).

For me:

1) See every continent
2) Wingsuit BASE
3) Have some kids

That list would probably change every time you got me to type it out though.

Edit: I'd like a nice car, too... one that makes people go "ooooooh!"
 
Some ideas I got from others peoples posts here:

1) Shag a girl, preferably many many girls :D.
2) Visit the world, atm I'd love to go to Egypt ( pyramids, and the popular bathing places), Dubai ( just looks like an awesome city), Japan ( Tokyo, and the countryside, awesome country), the USA ( NY, LA, Las Vegas, and somewhere in Miami too) , perhaps Australia...
3) Get kids when I'm about 35...
4) Get a Dog
5) Get a cat
6) Get rich someday, preferably as early as possible, but I must become rich, I'll hate myself if I don't succeed.
7) Drive an R34 GTR
8) Skydiving, even though I'm afraid of heights, I'm really eager to just fall from the sky and try to fly :D.
9) Design and build my own personal home, my family in Poland always built their own homes, I'd love to do the same, the standard home's just don't work for me (unless I want to pay a lot)... I have different requirements of a house...
10) Try drugs, mainly marijuana, I've never tried any yet and just interested how I'll feel.
11) Fly a helicopter.
12) Learn how to fly a sports plane, and just take a fly :).
13) Get a yacht, or some other boat but I'd love to go on the seas for a bit.
14) Paintball
15) Pay 200€ or so ( I heard this was the price to do this in japan) for a room with furniture and everything, and just completely smash & destroy everything... Eg. Smash a guitar against a tv screen, bat a pc, etc :).
16) Swim with dolphins.
17) Own a big house, wit ha swimming pool and jacuzzi, fully automated furniture etc someday.


And many many other things.
But shagging loads of women, getting rich, and traveling the world is probably what I MUST archive, no not can, I MUST and will do it...
 
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