Homosexuality in a public place. Excessive alcohol consumption, again, in a public place. Make sure your partner walks around in a bikini, again, in a public place, it might help if you pinch her bum on accasion and engage in frequent mouth kissing. Buy lady Gaga's meat dress and replace all non bacon meat with bacons, and then walk around in it, again, in a public place. Tell everyone you meet you're Jewish. And last but not least, wear a T-Shirt that says I Love America.
Good luck, have fun.