Things you wish you could do, but can't

[jaykay]

Go to space, play the guitar, run at 100mph

 

[Exentia]

Go to space, play the guitar, run at 100mph

at the same time?

 

[Sweetloaf]

I would like to be able to steal anything I like without fear of consequences.

Walk into a garage, grab car key...mine

Guitar shop, walk in, grab the best in the shop, wave on your way out.

(whilst playing the guitar and running into space at 100mph obviously)

 

[4T5]

Be able to understand what Angus Higgins goes on about.

 

[PhilthyPhil]

whilst playing the guitar and running into space at 100mph obviously

Unfortunately you would need to run at 25,000 mph to get into space

 

[Burned_Alive]

Close this thread

 

[Sweetloaf]

Unfortunately you would need to run at 25,000 mph to get into space

I would like to be able to do it at 100mph.....but can't

 

[knowlesy]

snip*

Walk into the Queen's bedroom and show here MY family jewels. (doubt she'd be impressed, no one else is )

i craked up at that comment !

 

[ots3go]

Torch the car of the moron who decides to park on a corner at the top of my street, forcing all the traffic through the narrowest of margins on a blind bend.

****


Use swearies on OcUK


Decapitate the hands of OcUK users who don't know the difference between there, they're and their.

 

[TheCrow]

I wish I could find out why we exist, this has bugged me since my earliest memory's, I remember even at the age 8 thinking 'what is this place', 'why am I here', 'where did I come from', these questions have niggled me all my life, I just can't get on like normal people and blend into the rat race, every time I see the stars on a clear night I still look at them in awe while most are more content in losing themselfs in an episode of enders, I never tire of the simple wonders of this place but why, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Good call.

I wish i could do more extrem stuff, stunts on my motorbike, base jumping, fly a fighter jet, be involved in a shoot out (obv i would need a gun) etc. I love adrenaline but dont want kill myself due to family and loved ones. With out them I would prob end up killing myself doin somthing crazy

 

[Sweetloaf]

I wish I could find out why we exist, this has bugged me since my earliest memory's, I remember even at the age 8 thinking 'what is this place', 'why am I here', 'where did I come from', these questions have niggled me all my life, I just can't get on like normal people and blend into the rat race, every time I see the stars on a clear night I still look at them in awe while most are more content in losing themselfs in an episode of enders, I never tire of the simple wonders of this place but why, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I agree, I just think that most people realise that the answer isn't simply going to appear to them in a flash of inspiration one day and figure that they might as well watch Eastenders and put it to the back of their mind while they wait to die. Bit of a waste if you ask me but there you go.

You could argue that everything we do is an equal waste of time but we'll never know in this life so do what you enjoy......within reason

 

[platypus]

Sleep with Allison Stokke.

 

[Matt-Page]

I wish i could forget my ex and move on with my life

 

[knowlesy]

I wish i could forget my ex and move on with my life

and this too

Good call.

I wish i could do more extrem stuff, stunts on my motorbike, base jumping, fly a fighter jet, be involved in a shoot out (obv i would need a gun) etc. I love adrenaline but dont want kill myself due to family and loved ones. With out them I would prob end up killing myself doin somthing crazy

 

[Yas786]

Wish i could fly
Wish i could be invisible
Wish i could rob a bank and not ever get caught

I would say those are about the only things i wish i could but cant...

 

[Chris Beard]

Remove vandles and angry people into a quiet place with soft things until they calm down and ware themselves out.

Hack into all the high security secret service and government databases and learn secrets - also walk into area 51 and find out what's there.

Play silly practical jokes like squirting with water pistols on police men/women that drive away from crimes and turn up after there's a bloody mess not before. Oh and traffic wardens, and on the that MOD that checks people's sigs all the time.

Campaign against religion and replace all those silly masks those islamic women ware with ones with soft porn printed on them.

Overthrow all the world governments and reduce the number of laws and police them properly.

Buy everyone in this thread a beer .

 

[Welshy]

Always fancied taking a bat of some kind into a supermarket and just going wild, smash everything off the shelves

 

[Fuzz]

I wish I could find out why we exist, this has bugged me since my earliest memory's, I remember even at the age 8 thinking 'what is this place', 'why am I here', 'where did I come from', these questions have niggled me all my life, I just can't get on like normal people and blend into the rat race, every time I see the stars on a clear night I still look at them in awe while most are more content in losing themselfs in an episode of enders, I never tire of the simple wonders of this place but why, ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

SO true...
I take you feel like Neo then.


One things for sure, I don't ever want to die.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I think it would be a good laugh to torture a few people.

 

[Tk7]

I would probably like to blow something really big up, maybe my work building. I wouldn't wish to hurt anyone, i'd just get a lot of satisfaction from seeing it go up in smoke.

Or maybe one of those big blocks of council flats. BOOMPH, huge burden lifted off the Benefits system all in one go...

Yeah, i'll go with blow stuff up. Maybe i'd like ot be a demolition guy, taking down those huge derelict buildings, or power station cooling towers, great job.