Think I'm missing out on something here...
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_NorrisWikipedia said:
Also known as the manliest of all men, to those who have never heard of Jack Bauer that is.
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Dear oh dear :/
oh god...
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In Curse of the Dragon I think it was.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on not because he's scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
"Chuck Norris is so hard, he doesn't have doors in his house.... only walls which he walks through."
"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany."
"Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, only another fist."
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands... they are now referred to as "The Islands"."
"Chuck Norris can divide by 0."
all off the top of my head
(how sad)
"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany."
"Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, only another fist."
"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands... they are now referred to as "The Islands"."
"Chuck Norris can divide by 0."
all off the top of my head
(how sad)
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Chuck Norris is the only person ever to e-mail a roundhouse kick
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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God said "Let there Be light". Chuck Norris said "Say please"