Think I'm missing out on something here...

Wikipedia said:
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor who is best known for playing Cordell "Cord" Walker on Walker, Texas Ranger, his training with Bruce Lee and for his iconically tough image.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

Also known as the manliest of all men, to those who have never heard of Jack Bauer that is.
 
"Chuck Norris is so hard, he doesn't have doors in his house.... only walls which he walks through."

"Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany."

"Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard, only another fist."

"Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands... they are now referred to as "The Islands"."

"Chuck Norris can divide by 0."


all off the top of my head :D (how sad)
 
It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
 
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