Think I'm missing out on something here...

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. <- :D
 
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his Beren.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
 
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Made me lol :D
 
You edit it - lol.

If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuch Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
 
Why dont you just do it:confused:

Because I don't think it breaks the rules. I could quite happily say 'Tom Dick and Harry' so why not be able to use it here. I was just waiting for a Mod ruling on it so I would know for the future is all. I try pretty hard not to stay inside what's allowed when posting here.
 
Chuck Norris caused the Big Bang by roundhouse-kicking the proto-universe so hard, it's still flying apart now.
 
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