Think I'm missing out on something here...

Mr Gimp · 18 Feb 2008 at 15:07

Might wanna edit the sweary Chopper

Beren · 18 Feb 2008 at 15:22

Nullvoid said:
That's the best one ever

Takes a bow. :cool:

And so I don't look too narcissistic

"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship."

Fraggr · 18 Feb 2008 at 15:24

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Wally is hiding.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. <-

Beren · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:06

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his Beren.

One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.

helmet · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:11

Beren said:
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his ****.

edit that mate

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Arjun806 · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:22

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Made me lol

Beren · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:26

helmet said:
edit that mate .

Eh? that aint a sweary surely?! If it is then apologies to the Don that edits it.

Mat · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:28

Beren said:
Eh? that aint a sweary surely?! If it is then apologies to the Don that edits it.

Why dont you just do it :confused:

BloomerzUK · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:29

You edit it - lol.

If you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuch Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Beren · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:34

Mat said:
Why dont you just do it

Because I don't think it breaks the rules. I could quite happily say 'Tom Dick and Harry' so why not be able to use it here. I was just waiting for a Mod ruling on it so I would know for the future is all. I try pretty hard not to stay inside what's allowed when posting here.

Booner! · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:37

Chopper said:
"Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the FUDGE he wants."

THAT is the swearword mate...

edited for fearing the wrath of the mods

p4radox · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:42

When Chuck Norris does pressups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world away.

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Feb 2008 at 16:54

Ashamed to say that I laughed at some of these even though I've seen them before. Now I feel dirty and not in a good way

helmet · 18 Feb 2008 at 17:05

Beren said:
Eh? that aint a sweary surely?! If it is then apologies to the Don that edits it.

Do what you want, but don't call me surely

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GreenMint · 18 Feb 2008 at 18:43

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

hamesy · 18 Feb 2008 at 20:21

I'm still no closer to why he is such an adored character

Angilion · 18 Feb 2008 at 21:11

Chuck Norris caused the Big Bang by roundhouse-kicking the proto-universe so hard, it's still flying apart now.

jonislost · 18 Feb 2008 at 21:37

hamesy said:
I'm still no closer to why he is such an adored character

Theres no reason really. He just a Ginger western Kung Foo God. Mabe this was all kicked off by dodge ball?

Beren · 19 Feb 2008 at 09:48

Beren said:
70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his Beren.

heh a Don thinks my dong is as big as Chucks...

Or a don just thinks I made a 'bad word' out of myself. :mad: