Think of a good excuse..

Hedge · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:25

My girlfriend is on the bus to work and shes forgot her tie, which is a new issue to her uniform... her supervisor is a bit of a pleb and shes gonna get grief for it..

what would your excuse be to get out of a rollicking

Anewbe4u · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:29

Some hooded youths teased her on the bus and took it from her

Hedge · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:31

Anewbe4u said:
Some hooded youths teased her on the bus and took it from her

Haha thats pretty good but i dont think she is convincing enough to pull that off

JBuk · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:31

tell the truth and ask if there is a spare?

Hedge · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:32

JBuk said:
tell the truth and ask if there is a spare?

Bah thats not a good excuse. thats just too logical!

Hedge · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:35

Told her to tell the truth actually, but she says they dont have spares as she got the last one. d0h!

milkinc13 · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:37

abducted by aliens and they wanted the tie as they liked it

JBuk · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:40

Hedge said:
Bah thats not a good excuse. thats just too logical!

can you or her parents or a firend not take her tie to her?

semi-pro waster · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:41

Tell the supervisor that the tie only appears when they aren't looking at it. It's a stealth tie.

She was worried about the health and safety implications of wearing something that could get caught in machinery/doors.

She has a phobia about constricting things being wrapped around her neck due to a bad experience as a child.

Cupra · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:41

go home and pull a sickie

Blanket · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:41

dog wrecked it

Blanket · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:42

or You wore it to work thinking it was your own

Cybermyk · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:42

She got it dirty and had to get it dry cleaned.

gumbald · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:44

I read rollicking as rickrolling...

It's in the dry cleaners is a good one, or your child wore it for school.

Abz · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:48

"so what if I forgot my tie and what!"

"you better move away from me before I ram my fist in yor stomech, I got a job to do"

Deluxe1 · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:52

Tell her it's left tied to the bed.

Ben M · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:56

Do a barrel roll.

scouse · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:57

Tell her to tell her boss that her bf is into erotic asphyxiation and was using her tie. I guarantee they'll ask no more questions, although you may get strange looks if you ever meet her co-workers.

meghatronic · 6 Jul 2008 at 11:58

She got so used to being unable to wear ties in jail - where she was sent for beating her last supervisor to death with a biro- that she can't face them now?

gillywibble · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:08

She used it as a sling for her broken arm, but then it fell off.