Think of a good excuse..

Gackt · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:13

gillywibble said:
She used it as a sling for her broken arm, but then it fell off.

The arm or the tie?

Biohazard · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:15

it fell off into dog crap

waxapple · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:15

She couldn't find any thongs to wear, and had a choice of going commando, or converting her tie into underwear?

Participant · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:15

Hmmm plenty of options here

- however can I make it up to you sir? *gets on knees*
- an old lady tripped and badly cut her arm; I used it as a tourniquet
- sorry boss, I forgot it, it won't happen again

Biohazard · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:16

rim me boss rim me!

Cr0fty · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:20

It's in the wash

[FnG]magnolia · 6 Jul 2008 at 14:45

Immigrants.

/Daily Mail.

Jingo... · 6 Jul 2008 at 15:02

get alpha, increase your endowment and use that as a tie

Phate · 6 Jul 2008 at 15:20

She used it to tie you to the bed which she has left you there watching porn so make you uncontrollable tonight.

If that doesn't work tell her to take her top off and say the tie is attached to the top.

Linken · 6 Jul 2008 at 15:48

Most logical answer would be to quit work.

Sh3rlock · 6 Jul 2008 at 16:24

Her dog ate her homework...

Oh hold on, her tie !?

chrispystix · 6 Jul 2008 at 16:29

"You looking at my breasts!"

pitchfork · 6 Jul 2008 at 17:18

"It's against my religion"

And in todays world, you'd get away with it.