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totally had a "mum" moment earlier. Went to supermarket with my mum, parked quite a bit away so I was taking the trolley back and said to her "meet you down there" implying to her to get in the car and drive and meet me (the trolley bay is in the direction of the exit)

Got down there and was taking the coin out of the trolley when I looked up and saw her swing into a space ahead of me. Ran down towards it to jump in and got half way before I thought hold on...don't think that's her reg number. Walked around the corner, Yup there she was and I'd almost got in someone else's car :o :D
 
Socratians are prone to self-entrapment and, being momentum-bound (by their habit of premature logical foreclosure), unable to spot the obvious better contradiction.
 
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secretspy said:
totally had a "mum" moment earlier. Went to supermarket with my mum, parked quite a bit away so I was taking the trolley back and said to her "meet you down there" implying to her to get in the car and drive and meet me (the trolley bay is in the direction of the exit)

Got down there and was taking the coin out of the trolley when I looked up and saw her swing into a space ahead of me. Ran down towards it to jump in and got half way before I thought hold on...don't think that's her reg number. Walked around the corner, Yup there she was and I'd almost got in someone else's car :o :D
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Its starting. Before you know it you'll be posting in here asking if the cream in your fridge is OK to eat.
 
Acme said:
Its starting. Before you know it you'll be posting in here asking if the cream in your fridge is OK to eat.
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I don't eat cream :p

We are meant to get an extra hours sleep . Was hoping my cats wouldn't wake me, but of course, just realised to them it should be 7.14 right now :o oh well hope everyone else managed to get extra sleep in :p
 
secretspy said:
I don't eat cream :p

We are meant to get an extra hours sleep . Was hoping my cats wouldn't wake me, but of course, just realised to them it should be 7.14 right now :o oh well hope everyone else managed to get extra sleep in :p
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Just point at the clock and they'll realise and go back to sleep. :p

Cats can tell the time yknow.
 
secretspy said:
totally had a "mum" moment earlier. Went to supermarket with my mum, parked quite a bit away so I was taking the trolley back and said to her "meet you down there" implying to her to get in the car and drive and meet me (the trolley bay is in the direction of the exit)

Got down there and was taking the coin out of the trolley when I looked up and saw her swing into a space ahead of me. Ran down towards it to jump in and got half way before I thought hold on...don't think that's her reg number. Walked around the corner, Yup there she was and I'd almost got in someone else's car :o :D
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My other halfs Dad did the same, he got in a car near the trolley bay, sat in, put selt belt on and there was a guy reading the paper in the drivers seat. Two cars over, my lass was sat with her mam, both their faces like :eek::eek:
 
My mam used to have a white Mondeo, she had a few people trying to get in thinking it was a taxi. Downside of picking me up from the pub when I was younger.
 
vanpeebles said:
My other halfs Dad did the same, he got in a car near the trolley bay, sat in, put selt belt on and there was a guy reading the paper in the drivers seat. Two cars over, my lass was sat with her mam, both their faces like :eek::eek:
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Haha! My mum once packed her whole shopping into someone else's car, saw golf clubs etc in the boot and thought it was my brother leaving his stuff there (he had his own car and didn't even play golf) wasn't until she opened the drivers door that she realised as she spotted it was a 3 door and hers was a 5 door lol
 
secretspy said:
Haha! My mum once packed her whole shopping into someone else's car, saw golf clubs etc in the boot and thought it was my brother leaving his stuff there (he had his own car and didn't even play golf) wasn't until she opened the drivers door that she realised as she spotted it was a 3 door and hers was a 5 door lol
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Can top that. Was walking down the road one day when I saw a bloke drive past in my car. So I turned round and sprinted after it. He got caught at a set of lights and I managed to make it to him in time. Pulled the door open and the key out - he was completely startled - only to twig...hold on, I've got the key in my pocket.

The car was identical to mine except the number plate ended in a w not a u...mine was still parked up the road :rolleyes:
 
Dis86 said:
Can top that. Was walking down the road one day when I saw a bloke drive past in my car. So I turned round and sprinted after it. He got caught at a set of lights and I managed to make it to him in time. Pulled the door open and the key out - he was completely startled - only to twig...hold on, I've got the key in my pocket.

The car was identical to mine except the number plate ended in a w not a u...mine was still parked up the road :rolleyes:
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The story isn't complete. The most interesting part is how he reacted, what he said, what you said, and whether he saw light of it or not. :p
 
Acme said:
The story isn't complete. The most interesting part is how he reacted, what he said, what you said, and whether he saw light of it or not. :p
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Well...I had to do some serious back pedalling. Showed him my key. Many apologies. Pointed to my car. More apologies. Gave him back his key. More apologies.

I looked a right ****. Tbh he didn't have much of a reaction other than looking like a startled deer when I assaulted his car :D
 
secretspy said:
Haha! My mum once packed her whole shopping into someone else's car, saw golf clubs etc in the boot and thought it was my brother leaving his stuff there (he had his own car and didn't even play golf) wasn't until she opened the drivers door that she realised as she spotted it was a 3 door and hers was a 5 door lol
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Ha! That’s excellent :D
 
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